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fmadrlj2009-02-14 02:56 am
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"I don't suppose I need to think too deeply upon who the culprit is, concerning the ghastly inappropriate Valentine's Day gesture which was carved into the door of my current residence.
Few here are so artistically inclined and direct as to express their overwrought and pent up affections with such an obnoxious illustration."
[The sole sign of irritation is his lengthy exhalation.]
"Needless to say, said atrocity has been appropriately delt with. There's no need for inquiring minds to waste time in seeking out the 'creation', as it were. Nor ask on it's nature.
In the meantime, Fullmetal. Whichever one of you who is responsible needs to meet with me for a severely necessary heart to heart talk. It's clear an adult needs to address your misguided assumptions upon certain anatomical proportions and normal human practices. Among a great many other things."
Few here are so artistically inclined and direct as to express their overwrought and pent up affections with such an obnoxious illustration."
[The sole sign of irritation is his lengthy exhalation.]
"Needless to say, said atrocity has been appropriately delt with. There's no need for inquiring minds to waste time in seeking out the 'creation', as it were. Nor ask on it's nature.
In the meantime, Fullmetal. Whichever one of you who is responsible needs to meet with me for a severely necessary heart to heart talk. It's clear an adult needs to address your misguided assumptions upon certain anatomical proportions and normal human practices. Among a great many other things."