Indeed. Slipping your alter potions is the easiest thing...
*narrows his eyes and suddenly gets protective, 'no one insults him but me' style*

For me.
.......and that psycho girl from Slytherin. No one else has ever managed to slip him anything.
And Mustang is the only I have known to have beaten Al, it's not Russel's fault either. He can beat me.


Al is not in this place. At least, I have not found him so far.
...you could challenge Mustang for a duel, though, if you want to get your ass beaten in a duel that much. He is around here somewhere.