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[trulyfullmetal.livejournal.com]

Finally back in Central. Not that visiting Rizenbul was a bad thing, but now that we're back we can get back to work. It's nice not being a bunch of tiny pieces of scrap metal piled up in a crate, too.

...Al? Al, where'd you go? You were just there a minute ago!


((Armor!Ed is taken from his universe's analog of episode 18.))

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[chibinoa.livejournal.com]

......

*Noa looks him up and down, walking around him, almost like an inspection. she even tries to climb up on him, but she can't seem to. Instead she looks at him and then gives an expression that's quite sure of herself.*

Then you haven't met Mommy yet!

[trulyfullmetal.livejournal.com]

*Flails!*

What are you talking about?! Okay, I'm positive you're confusing me with someone else. Who are your parents?

[chibinoa.livejournal.com]

Daddy's name is Edward Elric.

Mommy's name is Alfons Hei-de-rich!

[trulyfullmetal.livejournal.com]

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What?!

[chibinoa.livejournal.com]

*Noa isn't really fazed that Mister Armor-Daddy is a bit um...disturbed by her logic. Instead she just thinks he doesn't understand her :D*

See, you and Mommy met, and though Mommy was a boy you loved him very very much, and then you two decided to be my Mommy and Daddy!

[trulyfullmetal.livejournal.com]

E-even if that's true, two boys can't have children together. It doesn't work that way!

[chibinoa.livejournal.com]

Huh-uh! I know a man who's having a baby! His stomach's all big from the baby and everything!!

...

My Egg-mommy died with the lady in the cart.

[trulyfullmetal.livejournal.com]

That's not possible...


...oh...

[chibinoa.livejournal.com]

Yes it is, yes it is! He just doesn't show it to everybody.

*Noa's stubborn but slightly sad expression then changes to a very happy smile.*

But I love Mommy and Daddy more than my Egg-mommy. Daddy beats up boogie men, and Mommy builds rocketships!

[trulyfullmetal.livejournal.com]

Men can't get pregnant.

...*Figures this must be yet another alternate universe. Greeeeat, a universe where he's gay D:* Well, uh, they sound like great parents!

[chibinoa.livejournal.com]

Yes they can! That's what the pregnant man said! He even let me touch his tummy and everything!


They are! Daddy and Mommy are married, you know.

[trulyfullmetal.livejournal.com]

He was messing with you.

..................Good for them.

[chibinoa.livejournal.com]

Why would he 'mess with me'?

.....Are you mad at me?

[trulyfullmetal.livejournal.com]

I donno, some people like to do that.


...no! I'm not mad! Nevermind, just forget it.

[chibinoa.livejournal.com]

...That isn't very nice...

*Noa still believes that Roy is pregnant, though.*


...Okay...