[a+b==infinity]

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

[he's randomly doodling arrays in chalk all over the HQ square, knowing full well that he cannot activate them. he's currently wearing his own clothes and whistling.]

I wish I knew why my bluebird never needed an array. And why I miss this disgusting alchemy so...

Comments

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

...

[pelts him with pieces of chalk. followed by the box. and various small animals.]

You are infuriating.

[sexieredward.livejournal.com]

*Hit by the chalk, but dodges the box*

Yeah, I've heard that.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

Well, why then have you not tried doing something about it?

[sexieredward.livejournal.com]

About what?

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

About your being infuriating. It is not exactly the best trait one could have.

[sexieredward.livejournal.com]

If other people are pissed off by the way I act that's their problem, not mine.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

You are doing it again.

No wonder you have not gotten laid Edward is so irritated by you.

[sexieredward.livejournal.com]

Am I? Gee, how terrible of me.

........shut up Do you think I care what Ed thinks?

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

You are incorrigible! [throws up hands in frustration]

...laughs! I do, actually. [sidles up to him.] I really, really do.

[sexieredward.livejournal.com]

Good.

*...backing away from the creepiness* What would you know?

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

In terms of this body? A lot.

Teenage boys often output their sexual frustration by being infuriating with the people they like.

[sexieredward.livejournal.com]

What's the phrase I'm thinking of? Oh yeah... Wishful thinking.

LMAO that's brilliant

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? [nudges]

Poor guy ;;

[sexieredward.livejournal.com]

*twitches* What would you care about it, either way?

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

[grins at him]

Because infuriating as you are, you are very cute. I would not object to, mmmm, doing you or something to that effect.

[sexieredward.livejournal.com]

*twitching more*

Let's think about this. You've gotten it in your head that I have a thing for Ed. For the hell of it, we'll pretend that's true. You're not Ed. How do you add those together and get that?

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

But I look like him! Is not that enough?

[sexieredward.livejournal.com]

I already told you looks aren't everything.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

Maybe...[peers at him hopefully] ability? I am better than Edward in so many more ways...

[sexieredward.livejournal.com]

... *blushes a little, but shrugs it off* Except in fashion, obviously.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

[punches him in the arm, but not with much force]

But you admit it? I am better than him. So why not?

[sexieredward.livejournal.com]

I didn't admit anything. That was more of my incorrigibility. If you can't tell that you're nowhere near half as good as Edward.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

[is horribly confused. people should stop talking in circles around him.]

...

...I think this is the part where I punch you, pretty.

[sexieredward.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see you try.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

[AIM A PUNCH]