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[he's randomly doodling arrays in chalk all over the HQ square, knowing full well that he cannot activate them. he's currently wearing his own clothes and whistling.]

I wish I knew why my bluebird never needed an array. And why I miss this disgusting alchemy so...

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You are talking to someone dead right now.

She should really be less naive. I merely taught her a lesson...

This body is sixteen. I am nineteen in mind. And why do you not try testing it, pretty? Come on. Try finding something sharp.

I am not. You're merely delusional. You seriously might want to get yourself checked. If you like, I could try to find a good therapist for you.

.....

I'm not going to fight. I might just hurt you.

*Alfons is acting tough! 8D Don't fall for it Pride--she couldn't hurt a fly!*

[is getting frustrated]

Look...

[looks around, before snatching a random piece of cobblestone off the ground. he scrapes it on his cheek and it draws blood.]

Watch [as it heals instantly]. I am delusional, sometimes, but not this time.

And do you really think you can - [taking a step towards her] - hurt me, dear dearheart?

Yes, in fact I can.

You were simply born with enhanced healing...people can do that in my world too, you know. That doesn't mean you're dead. It simply means you're a regenerator. There is a difference.

*Alfons doesn't back down though. She glances around her, looking to see if there will be an available weapon for her to use if need be.*

[sighs frustratedly.]

I see that you would not believe me. Silly human girl. You will not survive in a fight against me, so do not even try.

By the Cards--

Your arrogance pisses me off to no end. And your delusions are even worse. I'll take you on.

*In her defense? Alfons attacked a cannibal that tried to eat her friend. Granted, she got blasted by a spell and got broken ribs for the trouble. Pride is nothing in comparison to this monster, in appearance*

....

Alfons....

Unarmed? You will not last ten seconds.

[shrugs, but shifts into a fighting stance all the same.]

More arrogance? I'm not made of glass.

*Alfons has never gotten in a REAL fight in her life--the last time she fought something she grabbed a stick and beat on something that was about to kill Shana. Only to get blasted. Thinking back on the memories of seeing Shana and Edward train against each other...she bent her knees and put one hand in front of her...even with the adrenaline, her heart was pumping hard. She could hear it in her ears.*

I really do not want to do this, Alfons, but -

[and he lunges forward, legs sweeping out in a roundhouse kick]

*And Alfons simply kept her arms in front of her in a cross motion, hitting them, HARD. In fact, her falling to the ground on her butt is very appropriate. But even knocked prone and in more pain than she had felt in a while, she shot her leg out to at least try to kick his lower leg, to maybe trip him. Weakly. In fact, weak enough to barely topple over paper.*

[he stares down at her, not even budging with the kick. and then he bursts out into laughter.]

How precious. I will not fight such a defenceless creature.

[he folds his arms and just...stands over her, smiling.]

You piece of...I may be in pain but I'm not...

*Alfons tries kicking again. But this one was weaker. And again. That was weaker than THAT. Stupid Heiderich pride wouldn't let her just lie down and accept it. And him laughing...*

Oh, shush. I must have hit you too hard, are you concussed? It might explain your strange behaviour.

[kneels beside her, expression still very amused.]

You pile of garbage. I can still....!!!!

*Though she can't try kicking since Al's between her*

Stay the HELL away from Alfons! *moves to try and get between them*

Al, I'm fine!

*Even though she most obviously is NOT.*

I can handle this!

*refuses to move*

No. You can't.

Yes, Al, Yes I--

*The Adrenaline starts to fade, and Alfons feels her body start to feel light.*

I ca--

*She hacks once. Twice. Her head starts to hurt, She feels dizzy, her entire body starts to feel sick. Like she wants to....*

....

*.....throw up. Like she is doing now. Luckily not on herself, but next to her. ~~Unfortunately, she didn't puke on Pride. Though that would have given her a great deal of satisfaction.~~*

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RUNNNNNNNNNN

I think that would be a good idea 8D

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he'd never hurt a girl...not

Of course! Pride is a perfect gentleman!

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she really doesn't know what she's up against.

She's often called an idiot (by Ed) in her Universe for doing things without thinking. 8D

...lolwhat, oooh she will learn her lesson

...Quite XD

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LOLOLOLOLOL

XD

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Oh Alfons. You make me laugh so hard...

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