http://pervyalchemist.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pervyalchemist.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fmadrlj2008-07-22 08:07 am

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[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
-chuckles- Of course you don't. After all, you're the perfect size for one.

-smiles evilly- How would you like for me to put a collar on you and make you behave, hm?

[identity profile] wellmannersoul.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Good, then~

[identity profile] bloodnflames.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Another one?

[identity profile] finalfonsie.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
W-W-We're not in denial! I do not want to sleep with my brother!

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[loving every minute of this, wishes he had a video camera to tape all this]

So, be sure when you challenge someone, to sit on a really high stool!

[identity profile] finalphonse.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
S-see? We wouldn't...

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh really? Alright, wait RIGHT here! -runs off, comes back with a studded leather collar, which he fastens around your neck- Not bad. I can attach a leash, if you'd like

2/2

[identity profile] bloodnflames.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell? You're drunk.

[identity profile] thundara-song.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
W-well, we did.

Sorry you're just jealous 'cause you yourself couldn't last that long.
ext_563044: (Brainbreak)

[identity profile] nearerthesun.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...*Facepalm*

No way you're serious.

[identity profile] bibliospazz.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[makes a move to help but realizes she wouldn't be doing much and instead follows]
ext_563044: (Gimme)

[identity profile] nearerthesun.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
What's with all these other versions of me being complete idiots?

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I may have to carry him, he can't seem to stand very well, much less walk.

[identity profile] wellmannersoul.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
*blush*

Brother...

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