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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

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lol <3

[sweetsinlust.livejournal.com]

Aren't you a little young to be that sloshed?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Brings up a hand and rubs his chin for a minute as he stares at her tits. He takes another drink from his bottle and gives a snide smirk.]

Tch, aren't you a little too overdressed?

[can-i-keep-it.livejournal.com]

[[XDDDD ooh gosh....]]


Nii-san?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Bites down on his lower lip for a moment.]

Hey Alphonse. I have a secret to tell you. Come here.

[heiderichs.livejournal.com]

[Walking by. He looks at him then at the bottle]

Edward?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Grins]

Uh huh.

[wellmannersoul.livejournal.com]

Brother...? *Sighs, and moves closer*

You shouldn't drink. *moves to take the bottle*

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Wonders why Al has boobs. Thinks that maybe he's hallucinating. While she's trying to take the bottle away, he reaches out and gropes her.]

Ooh, nice!

[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

...you're smashed, aren't you, pipsqueak?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Hmmm?

[Looks him up and down then grins.]

Juuust a little bit.

[Pauses]

So is that a skirt you're wearing or...Because I've always wondered..

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

.....................................................

Edward?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Takes another drink from the bottle and hiccups after.]

Hey baby.

[alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com]

......................................................

I think you've had just a little too much to drink.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

And I think....

[Stands up and looks him over then circles him and looks at his ass.]

...You should get naked.

[thundara-song.livejournal.com]

...you looked smashed. ...should probably put down the bottle, too, you look like you've had enough.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I'm hallucinating. Now I'm seeing clones of myself.

[Grins.]

You would look a lot better naked though.

We all know this had to happen eventually.

[sailorfons.livejournal.com]

.......?

Another one?

LOL XD

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Takes a sip from the bottle.]

That outfit looks great on you...And as a matter of fact, so would I.

[bibliospazz.livejournal.com]

[is walking by]

... Edward? Are you... alright? [wrinkles her nose at smell of alcohol]

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Uh huh..

[Looks at her.]

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

-smirks- A "little" drunk, are we?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Takes another drink from the bottle and looks at him.]

Mhm! A little.

[bloodnflames.livejournal.com]

Another one?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Looks up at him.]

Hey baby.

[nearerthesun.livejournal.com]

...*Facepalm*

No way you're serious.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Blinks.]

Eh?

[xsniperkittyx.livejournal.com]

[She's standing there, blinking at him, her tail swaying a bit behind her.]

You look like you've had enough, Edward.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Looks at her wide eyed]

Pu...

[Stops himself and grins.]

What's new kitty cat?

[steelsoul-al.livejournal.com]

*well...he's Greed. And Greed can't pass up a good bottle of scotch. 8D* I guess you have.

*reaches for the bottle, quiet* Mind sharing...?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Looks him over and eyes him like a piece of meat. Smiles and hands him the bottle.]

Nope I don't mind.

[roy-zaberisk.livejournal.com]

*Eyes Edward warily. Even though he'd met an Edward earlier who wasn't like the one from his world at all this one was making him uneasy.*

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Looks up at him and grins.]

Hmm?