http://pervyalchemist.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pervyalchemist.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fmadrlj2008-07-22 08:07 am

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[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

[identity profile] thundara-song.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
-No, he's totally not blushing because he's being hit on by a younger version of himself-

I don't think my boyfriend would appreciate that too much.

[identity profile] thundara-song.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...

You just don't give up, do you?

[identity profile] thundara-song.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Or getting your head bashed in. Either one.

[identity profile] thundara-song.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah...so you should probably just go drink some water and lay down before you do get your head bashed in.

[identity profile] thundara-song.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
W-whaaat?!

N-no! I just don't enjoy getting hit on when, one, I have a boyfriend, and two, you're technically the same person as I am!

I mean, that'd pretty much be considered masturbation, I think...

[identity profile] thundara-song.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
W-well...

-Innocent Ed is so confused as to what to do at the moment so he flails a bit-

No, it would! Stop that! W-we're not exactly the same person, so it would matter!

...

Stop looking at me like that!

Jealous!Fons to the rescue :3

[identity profile] alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
.................

Keep your hands off of my boyfriend.

[identity profile] thundara-song.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I - I am not!

...

Alfons!!

-attaches self to Alfons-

[identity profile] alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*Alfons looks at this drunk bastard...and SMIRKS.*

The longest we've lasted is an hour and a half, actually.

[identity profile] thundara-song.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
....

-Blushes. Darkly-

Y-yup!

[identity profile] alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*Clings to Edward*

Edward, are you all right?

[identity profile] thundara-song.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Y-yeah, I'm fine...

-snugs-