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fmadrlj2008-07-22 08:07 am
pervyalchemist.livejournal.com) wrote in fmadrlj2008-07-22 08:07 am
Entry tags:
- alfons heiderich: alfonsrepeats,
- alfons heiderich: finalfonsie,
- alfons heiderich: heiderichs,
- alfons heiderich: sailorfons,
- alphonse elric: can_i_keep_it,
- alphonse elric: finalphonse,
- alphonse elric: steelsoul_al,
- alphonse elric: wellmannersoul,
- edward elric: nearerthesun,
- edward elric: pervyalchemist,
- edward elric: thundara_song,
- greed ver. 1: everythngsmine,
- lust: sweetsinlust,
- riza hawkeye: xsniperkittyx,
- roy mustang: bloodnflames,
- roy mustang: roy_zaberisk,
- scieszka: bibliospazz
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[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]
Eh heh...I win..
[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]
[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]
Eh heh...I win..
[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]
[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]
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N-no! I just don't enjoy getting hit on when, one, I have a boyfriend, and two, you're technically the same person as I am!
I mean, that'd pretty much be considered masturbation, I think...
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So if we're the same person then it shouldn't matter if we do anything together or not.
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-Innocent Ed is so confused as to what to do at the moment so he flails a bit-
No, it would! Stop that! W-we're not exactly the same person, so it would matter!
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Stop looking at me like that!
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I bet I could make you scream with pleasure.
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-Flails. A lot-
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You're cute.
Jealous!Fons to the rescue :3
Keep your hands off of my boyfriend.
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Alfons!!
-attaches self to Alfons-
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[Waves a hand dismissively.]
The both of you probably couldn't last more than five minutes anyways.
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The longest we've lasted is an hour and a half, actually.
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-Blushes. Darkly-
Y-yup!
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[Yawns.]
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Sorry you're just jealous 'cause you yourself couldn't last that long.
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Edward, are you all right?
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-snugs-