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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

Comments

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Heee

[Laughs also, still completely oblivious.]

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

[loving every minute of this, wishes he had a video camera to tape all this]

So, be sure when you challenge someone, to sit on a really high stool!

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

I'll just kick them in the shins.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

Ah, knock them down to your size, hm? Good idea.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

And then hit them with a beer bottle.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

And where would you hit him, on the stomach?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

I dunno.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's about the limit you can reach, the person's stomach.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

I'm going to bite you.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

-chuckles- You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Grins]

I will bite you so hard it will leave a mark.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

-laughs- You'd have to get to me first, little guy.