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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

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[roy-zaberisk.livejournal.com]

*Eyes Edward warily. Even though he'd met an Edward earlier who wasn't like the one from his world at all this one was making him uneasy.*

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Looks up at him and grins.]

Hmm?

[roy-zaberisk.livejournal.com]

*...grin does not make him feel easier 8|*

Are you...the Earl?


((Roy's acting weird here because the Edward from his world is well...a rapist cult leader. 83 Whose had his hands on Roy before too x3;;))

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

W...What the hell? No.

[Shakes his head and hiccups.]

My name is Edward Elric. I'm a state alchemist.

[roy-zaberisk.livejournal.com]

Oh. Thank goodness.


*raises eyebrow* So exactly how much alcohol have you consumed tonight?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Grins and holds up the bottle of scotch that's half gone.]

Thiiiiis much.

[Hiccups.]

[roy-zaberisk.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.



Are you aware of how many brain cells you kill consuming that much alcohol?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

And are you aware that you should really be stripping right now?

1/3

[roy-zaberisk.livejournal.com]

2/3

[roy-zaberisk.livejournal.com]

3/3

[roy-zaberisk.livejournal.com]

.....right. I'm not doing that again! >:/

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

But it would be so much fun. Or maybe you're the more dominant type, eh?

[roy-zaberisk.livejournal.com]

More like the asexual type. Ever since Maes and Gracia got engaged at least.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

I could probably help you change that, you know.

[roy-zaberisk.livejournal.com]

You didn't help change it back in my own world, I doubt you will in this one.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Pouts]

But that was a completely different me.

[roy-zaberisk.livejournal.com]

Considering how drunk you are, it probably wouldn't even be all that good anyways.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

....Ouch..

[roy-zaberisk.livejournal.com]

Never mind that you would forget about it in the morning anyways.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

How do you know? I mean, even though you know a me in your world, that's not the me here. Er I'm not that me.

[Blushes.]

I must sound confusing.

[roy-zaberisk.livejournal.com]

...you're wasted.

The possibility of you even remembering this conversation when you sober up are pretty slim.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised at how good my memory is even when I'm drunk.

[roy-zaberisk.livejournal.com]

We'll see about that. Let's have this conversation again once you're sober.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Promise?