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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

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lol <3

[sweetsinlust.livejournal.com]

Aren't you a little young to be that sloshed?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Brings up a hand and rubs his chin for a minute as he stares at her tits. He takes another drink from his bottle and gives a snide smirk.]

Tch, aren't you a little too overdressed?

[sweetsinlust.livejournal.com]

.......What..

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Hiccups and gives her a serious look.]

I've got ninety nine problems but a bitch aint one.

LMFAO

[sweetsinlust.livejournal.com]

*deadpan stare*

[can-i-keep-it.livejournal.com]

[[XDDDD ooh gosh....]]


Nii-san?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Bites down on his lower lip for a moment.]

Hey Alphonse. I have a secret to tell you. Come here.

You love it don't lie

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Stands up and walks over to her then pokes her tits.]

Huh, I've always wondered if those were real or not.

[can-i-keep-it.livejournal.com]

...you've been drinking..... *sighs and shakes his head, but comes near anyway*

XD

[sweetsinlust.livejournal.com]

..................................................

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Just a little bit..

[Stands up, rests a hand on his shoulder and yes that hand is moving down Al's back now, down, down, further down, oh my.]

I lied I don't have any secrets.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Speechless, eh?

[heiderichs.livejournal.com]

[Walking by. He looks at him then at the bottle]

Edward?

[can-i-keep-it.livejournal.com]

*squirms away a bit and makes a grab for the bottle*

I--ah... I think you've had quite enough of this....

[sweetsinlust.livejournal.com]

Perplexed is more like it. This is not like you at all.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Grins]

Uh huh.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Pouts, trying to hold the bottle away from him.]

Oh? Have I now?

[wellmannersoul.livejournal.com]

Brother...? *Sighs, and moves closer*

You shouldn't drink. *moves to take the bottle*

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

And how am I supposed to be, hmm?

[can-i-keep-it.livejournal.com]

*reaches, tries to pry it out of his grasp*

Yes. You reek of alcohol!

What happened to keeping alcohol away from minors.....

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Wonders why Al has boobs. Thinks that maybe he's hallucinating. While she's trying to take the bottle away, he reaches out and gropes her.]

Ooh, nice!

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

And what are you going to do about it, eh?

[Holds the bottle up then holds it down and while Al is trying to get it he reaches around and gropes his ass then grins.]

[sweetsinlust.livejournal.com]

Anything but how you're acting now. Seems like you've taken some lessons from Greed.

XDDD excuses to use this icon are love. XD

[can-i-keep-it.livejournal.com]

*meeps!*

NII-SAN! OFF!

[heiderichs.livejournal.com]

[Shakes his head.]

You're drunk aren't you?