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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

Comments

Re: lol oh geeze

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

-looks at the bottle, impressed- Whoa! With that bottle and your size, you should've already reached toxic blood levels. And you're still standing? I'm proud of you, little guy!

Re: lol oh geeze

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Grins.]

I can drink anyone under the table.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

Problem is, you have to be sure you're SITTING at the table. Because if you're standing up, see, you'd be standing under the table, so the other guy's won before you even started! -laughs-

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Heee

[Laughs also, still completely oblivious.]

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

[loving every minute of this, wishes he had a video camera to tape all this]

So, be sure when you challenge someone, to sit on a really high stool!

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

I'll just kick them in the shins.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

Ah, knock them down to your size, hm? Good idea.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

And then hit them with a beer bottle.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

And where would you hit him, on the stomach?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

I dunno.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's about the limit you can reach, the person's stomach.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

I'm going to bite you.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

-chuckles- You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Grins]

I will bite you so hard it will leave a mark.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

-laughs- You'd have to get to me first, little guy.