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[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]

[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

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-nods- Be careful, my angel. Someone who's drunk like he is can be very unpredictable. If you bring him home he might try to take advantage of you. If you do still want to take him home to sober up, I'll go with you. That way I can get him undressed so he'll be more comfy.

Alright. He might be a little difficult to manage on my own. [looks at Edward]

My point exactly -puts an arm around Ed to steady him- Come on, let's get you home so you can sleep it off..

[makes a move to help but realizes she wouldn't be doing much and instead follows]

I may have to carry him, he can't seem to stand very well, much less walk.

It's a good thing he's so... [doesn't want to say short] compact then.

-lifts him over his shoulder- Ah, he's no trouble at all.

[smiles and walks beside him] Will you be staying too?

-smiles- Of course I will.

[nods] I'm all out of beds, but we should all fit on mine.

-blinks at the idea, keeping his composure. She is truly innocent- I think I can help with the bed situation. Do you have an old couch? Maybe some old pillows?

Ed jr. is on our only couch. [apologetic look inserted here] My bed can fit three people though.

Ok then, let's do this: You on the right, me in the middle, and Ed on the left.
[trusts himself, but does NOT trust Ed!]

But what if he falls out? [worried]

He won't. I'll keep both of you safe.

[makes mental note to take a cold shower]

... Well if you think you can manage to hold on to him, then that's fine. I trust you.

-smiles- Good, then it's settled!

[nods] You wont get too hot staying in the middle? [concerned]

[[oh, I feel sorry for him. She's a snuggly sleeper.]]

[[The poor guy will not get much rest, I'm telling you!]]

I'll be fine -smiles-

-makes mental note to take a REAL cold shower!-

Alright then. [beams] Thank you, for all of your help.

-smiles- My pleasure. Are we near your house yet?

Mmmhmm, just over that bookstore there. [points] We'll use the outside entrance. Do you think you can manage getting him up the stairs?

Not a problem. -heads to the stairs-

follows and opens door for him leading him to the bedroom careful not to wake anyone who may be sleeping

This is it. *smiles* I hope the pillows are okay... he said something about wanting to play with them.

He must really like pillows.

Does he now? All righty then. If you would step outside while I get him undressed and comfy, I'll call you when we're ready.

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