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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Pouts.]

I just want to love you.

[can-i-keep-it.livejournal.com]

NOT LIKE THAT YOU CAN'T!

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Why?

[Stands up and bites down on his lower lip.]

I can make you feel so good, Al. You have no idea what type of pleasure you'd experience. It would be amazing.

[can-i-keep-it.livejournal.com]

....


'm twelve.

his braaain you are breaking it

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

What..

XD WELL, PHYSICALLY....

[can-i-keep-it.livejournal.com]

My body is twelve.

dsafhjasdf

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Stares.]

How old are you really?

XDDD

[can-i-keep-it.livejournal.com]

My body is twelve.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Leans in and stares even more.]

You've gotta be shitting me.

[can-i-keep-it.livejournal.com]

...you've had too much to drink.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Hello face meet palm.]

How the hell can you be twelve?

[can-i-keep-it.livejournal.com]

Because the gate does weird things.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Sits back down on the bench.]

What..