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[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]

[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

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[Shocked expression. But he's persistent so he reaches out to grope again!]

Why?

*smacks at his hands*

Because you shouldn't do that!

[Shrugs.]

You are really too feisty. Oh well, I like a challenge anyways.

Wh-what?! Brother!

Oh come on, don't tell me you've never thought of doing anything together.

N-no! Never!

Denial is not a river.

I've heard people make jokes like that before, but...

*shakes head*

But no, I'm not in denial!

[Folds his arms across his chest and gives a smug look.]

Tch, keep telling yourself that and maybe one day it will come true.

N-no! *glares weakly*

I do not...my brother... *shakes head*

[Pounces!]

No one has to know, Al.

*squeaks again and falls back, skirt flaring a little*

Brother! Get off!

[Raises an eyebrow.]

Get off? I can get the both of us off...

*face red omg what*

N-no! That's not what I meant and you know it!

[Innocent smile.]

Oh so you just want me to get you off? I can do that too.

No!

*moves to shove him off of her*

[Pouts and doesn't move.]

So are you a moaner or a screamer?

*okay, her face is totally red, now - she moves to shove him off again, not answering the...most awkward question she has ever been asked ~~that she wouldn't even know the answer to~~*

Br-brother! Get off of me!

[Snickers.]

Oooh so you're a virgin! I can take care of that.

*another shove - face as red as possible, now*

N-no! Get off!

[Sighs and ruffles Al's hair.]

So cute.

*ducks head a little, not sure what to say*

...

[Smiles and places two fingers under her chin, lifting it up some.]

You are adorable, you know? Completely.

*blinks, still blushing*

Umm...th-thank you...?

[Leans in and steals a kiss.]

Mhmm.