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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

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[steelsoul-al.livejournal.com]

*taking a small swallow...like you're supposed to do with scotch, instead of chugging it...*

Thanks. *hands it back* A lot of the places around here mistake me for being a kid. Though I guess I can't blame them.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Mhm..

[Raises an eyebrow.]

How old are you anyways?

[steelsoul-al.livejournal.com]

Physically? Fourteen.

If you mean chronologically, I should be seventeen.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

I see.

[Hiccups and grins.]

So are you boring like the others that I've met or....?

[steelsoul-al.livejournal.com]

Boring...? Depends on what your definition of "boring" is.

*quiet, looking him over* So...you have no idea who I am, do you.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Boring as in you're a prude boring.

[Blinks and leans in close..]

No. Should I?

[steelsoul-al.livejournal.com]

*omg. Greed being a prude? Now that's way too funny, in his mind. He can't help snickering at that.*

Me? A prude? You're joking, right?

*eyes him, still grinning*

I guess I'm still a tin can in your world, Brother?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Oooh.

[Hiccups and leans in closer.]

Maybe, maybe not.

[steelsoul-al.livejournal.com]

*turns his head and sneezes* You reek of alcohol. *rubbing his nose a little* It's making my sinuses burn... *sneezes again, moving away from Ed a little* Sober up first, for crying out loud...

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Smirks.]

You shouldn't be drinking either.

[steelsoul-al.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I'm not drunk after one swallow, Ed. A homunculus has a higher alcohol tolerance than a human.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Ugh, you're no fun.

[Waves a hand at him.]

I'll see you around or whatever.

[And starts walking to the inn.]

[steelsoul-al.livejournal.com]

*decides to not laugh too hard if Ed falls over from being drunk.*

Yeah. See you around. And hopefully sober.