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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

Comments

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

Fitting, for one your size. Do you want me down on my knees so we can see eye to eye? I'd hate for you to have to look up at me so much you get yourself dizzy -chuckles-

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Way too drunk to even put up a fight about the height thing.]

Down on your knees, eh?

[Snickers then cracks up laughing. He just walked right into that one. He lets it slide though.]

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

-couldn't help but laugh as well- Dream on, Pipsqueak! Truth is, I kneel to no one!

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Mischevious grin.]

Oh, so you're the more dominant type, huh?

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

I'm ALWAYS the driver! And I bet YOU ride a lot, don't you?

[he's bi, but prefers girls]

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Hmm, maybe.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

A dude your size? You're not nearly big enough to drive. So you are obviously a rider -chuckles-

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Shrugs shoulders and smiles.]

I don't mind playing the bitch.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

-chuckles- Of course you don't. After all, you're the perfect size for one.

-smiles evilly- How would you like for me to put a collar on you and make you behave, hm?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Alright, wait RIGHT here! -runs off, comes back with a studded leather collar, which he fastens around your neck- Not bad. I can attach a leash, if you'd like

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Blinks and hiccups.]

Sure.

I B SO EVIL! >=D

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

-attaches the leash- now, heel! -gently tugs on the leash-

LOL an its a good thing no one has a camera

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Sits down.]

Now what?

LMAO! You got that right, Sister!

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

On your knees and beg!

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Beg for what?

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

-smiles evilly- Whatever comes to your little mind.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Heh..

[Tries to think of something. Too drunk. Blinks and blushes.]

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

You like hot dogs? Be a good little bitch, and I'll give you one.

Jumps in to laugh and poke fun at Ed

[sinner-envy.livejournal.com]

Chibi-San, what the hell?

*Looks at him then at Russel and laughs*

You've got yourself a pet?

-_-

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Hiccups.]

Huh?

Re: -_-

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

Alright, Ed. Shake hands with the nice Envy.

Re: -_-

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Blinks and yawns, getting bored]

W..What?

Re: -_-

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

I said shake his hand. I'll give you a treat ^_^

Re: Jumps in to laugh and poke fun at Ed

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

Yup, a pet pipsqueak -chuckles- Ain't he cute?