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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

Comments

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Hmm, maybe.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

A dude your size? You're not nearly big enough to drive. So you are obviously a rider -chuckles-

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Shrugs shoulders and smiles.]

I don't mind playing the bitch.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

-chuckles- Of course you don't. After all, you're the perfect size for one.

-smiles evilly- How would you like for me to put a collar on you and make you behave, hm?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun.

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Alright, wait RIGHT here! -runs off, comes back with a studded leather collar, which he fastens around your neck- Not bad. I can attach a leash, if you'd like

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Blinks and hiccups.]

Sure.

I B SO EVIL! >=D

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

-attaches the leash- now, heel! -gently tugs on the leash-

LOL an its a good thing no one has a camera

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Sits down.]

Now what?

LMAO! You got that right, Sister!

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

On your knees and beg!

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Beg for what?

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

-smiles evilly- Whatever comes to your little mind.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Heh..

[Tries to think of something. Too drunk. Blinks and blushes.]

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

You like hot dogs? Be a good little bitch, and I'll give you one.

Jumps in to laugh and poke fun at Ed

[sinner-envy.livejournal.com]

Chibi-San, what the hell?

*Looks at him then at Russel and laughs*

You've got yourself a pet?

-_-

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Hiccups.]

Huh?

Re: -_-

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

Alright, Ed. Shake hands with the nice Envy.

Re: -_-

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Blinks and yawns, getting bored]

W..What?

Re: -_-

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

I said shake his hand. I'll give you a treat ^_^

Re: Jumps in to laugh and poke fun at Ed

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

Yup, a pet pipsqueak -chuckles- Ain't he cute?