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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Grins!]

So, do you spit or swallow?

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

.......

*Ed had never asked her this question. Now she's just not sure what he means. She looks at him, genuinely quizzical in expression.*

Um...

What do you mean by that, exactly? Spit or swallow while doing what?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Sucking cock.

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

Get the hell away from my sister!

*did, in fact, hear what was being said to her*

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Blinks.]

Damn.

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

*holds onto his sister, glaring at Ed*

The hell do you think you were doing?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Sighs.]

Nothing yet obviously.

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

...then what were you thinking of doing?

*glaring, still*

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Gives an innocent look.]

Only doing a horizontal tango. There's no need to blow a gasket, really.

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

That's my sister you're talking about!

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Blinks.]

She's gotta grow up sometime. Do you wanna take part in the fun too?

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

*okay, now he's blushing. And glaring. But still blushing*

No! Not with you, not ever!

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

*Okay, hardcore blushing now.*

I'd rather have fun with just my brother.

....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N-Not in that way!!!

J-J-J-Just in general! W-W-W-We've always been together!

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Is amused.]

How cute.

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

W-W-W-What?!

*Is blushing moar, now.*

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

*glare*

J-just...leave her alone.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Are you two going to makeout now? I'm waiting.

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

W-W-W-W-WHAT?!

That's...I can't...we shouldn't.........

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

Wh-what?!

*very embarrassed, but still freaked*

N-no!

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

You know you want to.

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

I-- no!

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

I-It's indecent!

Not here! Wait--I mean...!

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Laughs.]

bad influence is bad

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

I bet you've thought about it a few times. The both of you. Thinking about being with each other. Screwing each other. But you two keep that a secret from one another because you're too afraid what the other might think. That's funny.

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

Al!

*CLING*