*Why couldn't this Ed be like every other Ed he's seen in every other Universe drunk? You know--depressed and emo and only willing to jump a random person if they either look like Al or are nice to him?! asldk;fj asdf;abn sdkl;fj ak;lsjdfjkl

Alfons is blushing.

Quite hard.

And imagining.

The mental images.

.......................For a moment, he's tempted.*

I-I don't think he'd quite appreciate that.

And I don't think I'd appreciate anyone else touching him, either. He's mine.