*jumps on his head, makes sure to slap his face with his fabric before getting comfortable over his hair*

Well, Al, if I told you to jump off the tallest castle tower, would you?!

....

Never mind! Don't answer me that. Just tell me where the hell are we?

I was sure we had crossed the Sanctuary Portal, but this place is just crazy. Did you give me a brain injury, maybe? You should be more careful, kid, or you aren't going to reach your thirties.