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*lands on his stomach in the middle of Central* Owww... sorry, that wasn't supposed to...

*props himself on his hands and knees, then stands, looking around*

This isn't the Elemental Sanctuary, is it Ed?

...Ed?

*feels his head, the usual weight of living hat is missing*

~~ummm.... excuse me, but has anyone seen my hat?~~

Nevermind.... ^^;;;;;;

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*hops towards Al, looking pissed*

AL! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Did you actually want to KILL ME? You could have killed yourself too!!!

*jumps up and down, trying to convey wordlessly he wants up*

Never do something that reckless again, you hear me, kid?!

*picks up the hat* Well, you were the one who suggested we run, Ed.... ^^;

*jumps on his head, makes sure to slap his face with his fabric before getting comfortable over his hair*

Well, Al, if I told you to jump off the tallest castle tower, would you?!

....

Never mind! Don't answer me that. Just tell me where the hell are we?

I was sure we had crossed the Sanctuary Portal, but this place is just crazy. Did you give me a brain injury, maybe? You should be more careful, kid, or you aren't going to reach your thirties.

~~You have a brain?~~

I don't know where we are! I--I fell over and we landed here. Maybe the portal... made a mistake?

~~I won't take that as a insult, kid, because in this form, I likely do not.~~

Oh, just great! Your recklessness has gotten us lost AGAIN!
We should be going to check that point the King's Spirit marked on your map, Al! There is no telling the insane things Envy must be doing to the country, now that he has somehow gotten a hold of the King and is ordering the guards around. We shouldn't be delaying!
~~At least this is not as useless as those damn chickens. If I find another feather on my fabric, I swear-...~~

~~I meant in this form......~~

*pulls out map and gasps*

...umm.....

....why aren't we showing up on here?

~~You better have!~~

What! Let me see, let me see.

.......

We are not. But the spirit's mark is still there, so it means it still is enchanted.

...Say, Al, have we ever tried looking at this map inside the Sanctuary?

I don't think we have....

What do you think it means?

Well, obviously it means we are nowhere this map shows!

Maybe when we crossed the Portal, something happened and we ended on another dimension instead of the Sacred one. Afterall, the Portal was not meant to be crossed AFTER YOU TAKE A RUN TOWARDS IT AND DIVES INTO IT HEAD FIRST! *pecks on his head for effect. He is still pretty pissed, and actually very dirty.*

Well, no matter now. We need to go back, but I vote for we looking for an Inn and taking a bath right at this moment.

*winces*

Wait... umm... can you see that sign, Ed?

*blinks, and stares* Actually, I can.
...Should we really be able to read it like we do? It's quite far...

Have you ever heard of anywhere called Central? It certainly is not a Minish location.

*starts paying attention on his surroundings now and WTF! That boy looked just like he did when he was young! Well, at least how he would look had he been a human. And that young woman... Oh dear goddesses!!!*

*moves impatiently on Al's head*

I don't trust an Inn that serves people for free. We should look for a paid one.

I haven't, no.

...but we probably don't have this place's currency.....

Hum, well. Makes sense. It's not on your map, afterall.
I wonder if we are on the same dimension we were before, though. That's quite worrying...
...

Well, that's not a problem! You just have to do your thing. Helping people, and the like! Money has never been that much of a problem for us, and you are just a kid and I am a hat! I doubt it will be a problem here, even if you don't have a few dozen rupees as a start.

We should start moving, actually, it has been a while since we have had a campfire, you must be hungry.

I wonder where we are then?

...I... umm... I'll try, I guess.

A little, yeah....

Maybe when we flew through the portal we fit through a rift in it that led to another dimension instead of the one we were supposed to go. A very messed up dimension, by the looks of it. *blinks* Hey, look! Is that me with an arm made of metal??? *gapes* And that girl besides him looks like you! Oh, My, Goddesses, they are going to kiss! Don't look, lad, you are too young for that sort of thing, not to mention he wrongness of it all!!! *bows himself down until he is covering Al's eyes and half his face, really*

Let's go, Al,I am sure you will succeed, and I don't want to just stay on this public place and see all those freakish people any longer. You are still too impressionable, you shouldn't be made to see this sort of thing!

Food sounds great for you, and I could do with a brushing. I swear I can feel the mud clinging to my threads!

............

I.... I suppose we could scrounge a bit of food somewhere, right?

Oh, yes, actually, as I was hopping here, I saw a few pies cooling by a window. You could easily get one of them, and I am sure the people who made them won't mind one less. I saw six there! So, go that way and get one. *pecks his head just so he walks, not to hurt*

I'm not stealing!

You need to eat!
Then lets go see if we find somewhere with trees here then! Maybe we could find some fruits for you.

I am not taking no for an answer.

*nods. Fruits and berries and such, he can do*

*he heads off, in search of... something fruit-bearing*

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