http://haganenopervert.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] haganenopervert.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fmadrlj2008-08-01 05:44 pm
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That takes care of that problem! Virginity is such a bore anyways. I'm glad I was his first. He was quite the screamer.

Right Alphonse? Or Wrath as so many call you.
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[identity profile] corrupted-steel.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
BUT DID YOU HAVE TO ANNOUNCE IT TO ALL AND SUNDRY.

[identity profile] haganenopervert.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
YES I DID. HE'S A VIRGIN AND TAKING HIS VIRGINITY WILL BE A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT.

[identity profile] corrupted-steel.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
OVER MY DEAD -

...wait.

Is he a willing participant?

[identity profile] corrupted-steel.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY. THIS IS THE PART WHERE I KILL HIM, THEN.

[identity profile] haganenopervert.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
If you kill me then he will never get laid. He's far too shy to approach anyone about the matter on his own anyways.
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