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{obsessive cleaner is obsessive}

[wearing an apron and grumbling to himself as he hefts a bag of groceries]

What the fuck is wrong with this place. The streets are nasty, the alleyways are filthy, the sake is rare and the market is useless. There aren't any convenience stores! And there are creepy guys who look like me and there's this weird...thing that eats stuff.

...

~~I wish Winry-chan and that moron was here, though. Would be good to yell at him...~~

OKAY. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE HELL I AM DOING HERE AND WHEN I'M GONNA BE GOING HOME.

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It was in the choice of pronouns and you know the way you were bickering ~~like an old married couple~~ and um you know ~~'cause I was kinda hoping that would happen to me an' my Winry~~ YOU KNOW.

What's with that face?

Winry'd sooner kill me with a wrench than date me.

Winry-chan is never that violent!

Mine is.

~~There we go again with the pronouns.~~

B-but Winrys are supposed to be the epitome of girls everywhere! They're nice and very sweet and - [he rambles on about the merits of Winry, what.]

FUCK YOUR PRONOUNS I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT I MEANT IT AS IN THE WINRY THAT CAME FROM THE SAME PLACE THAT I DID.

ALSO YOU ARE DELUSIONAL!

WHOA, WHOA, CALM DOWN. You're so freaking defencive.

[glares]

I AM NOT DELUSIONAL! IT'S THE TRUTH!

YEAH WELL

YOUR FACE.

I bet MY Winry could kick YOUR Winry's ass.

You're just exaggerating.

Explain these welts on my head. I certainly didn't hit MYSELF with a wrench.

Well I wouldn't sooner kill you than date you, that's for sure.

Uh....huh.

Right.

....

I'D LIKE SOME BETTER PRONOUNS PLEASE.

I mean, I'm not used to all these freaky doubles and uh I just realised that your using 'my Ed' was necessary BUT YOU REALLY SOUNDED LIKE A COUPLE AND.

And.

Uh, I'm...sorry...?

Oh, well. It's alright. We just got here three days ago and

But that doesn't mean YOU can't be with YOUR Winry.

Oh. Well, you'll have plenty of time to get used to this place if what the people are saying is true. [starts to become more cheerful]

...I really hope so. She's so cute and nice and...

That loon doesn't like her though.

Yeah. I hope you can become very happy with your Winry.

Aghh MY EMPLOYER, NOA-SAN. She has the most ridiculous requests and WORKS ME LIKE A SLAVE AND SAYS THAT Winry-chan...isn't...lucky for me, whatever the hell that may mean.

BUT ANYWAY.

Um. So...I take it you're not a student where you're from, then.

Good luck with THAT.

No, I'm not.

Then what do you do? It's sorta hard to wrap around my head.

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