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[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, this place gets more and more batshit everyday. Normal folk - humans and homunculi and random tin cans - then wizards, vampires, mages, and what the hell, even heroes.

Does anyone need saving here? Can you even save anyone in here?

We're all doomed. Might as well make the best out of it.

Now off to find that cat Alphonse.

Comments

[winrysfullmetal.livejournal.com]

You leave Alphonse alone.

1/2

[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

Aren't you that Fullmetal shorty's girlfriend?

2/2

[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

Why the hell are you wearing that?

And I'll do what I want.

lol

[winrysfullmetal.livejournal.com]

[Takes off cloak and shows him the automail]

[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

Yeahhh...and you can call me Sloth.

...

[raises brow, ignoring the automail]

No. Seriously.

[sloth-smash.livejournal.com]

[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

What the flying fuck!?

WHAT. NO YOU'RE NOT. SLOTH IS THE PIPSQUEAK'S MUM.

[sloth-smash.livejournal.com]

[winrysfullmetal.livejournal.com]

[Looks up at him and waves]

Hi Sloth

[sloth-smash.livejournal.com]

[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

Proof, you lug. Gimme proof that you're Sloth.

[sloth-smash.livejournal.com]

May still be under a personality change but she can still react to this :D

[lazy-water.livejournal.com]

...............whut.

[sinful-fury.livejournal.com]

This place isn't so bad..

[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

You haven't been here too long, haven't you.

[sinful-fury.livejournal.com]

A week or two! But no, not long.

[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

You'll know how this place goes soon enough.

Haven't seen you around before, huh. Who are you?

[sinful-fury.livejournal.com]

...Is it really that bad?

Heh. The name's Wrath.

[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

Sometimes it gets better. When one of the reapers goes exterminating, that's always fun.

...

...what. Wrath? What the hell kind of world do you come from?

[sinful-fury.livejournal.com]

Exterminating? Really?

...It's a lot different from this place. I've never herd of some stupid city called Central. I lived in San Francisco with Envy...and now I live here, I guess...

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

Oh great. Two of you assholes within like, ten minutes of each other.

[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

You really like to ruin my otherwise wonderful day, don't you.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't mind me. I'm just passin' through.

I've yet to cease trippin' balls over this fucked up place.

[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

You know, I never thought I'd see that day I agree with you, and that's saying something.

Place is fucked-up as hell. Anyone tried to kill you yet or am I gonna be the first?

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

Nah, I've already picked fights with two me's and that "Fullmetal Winry" chick.


And that giant Sloth fucker sat on me once.

they're surprisingly...civil.

[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

Well, you're a nice guy to be with. Not a week and you have three people after your blood. Add me to that list, will you?

...

Is that thing really Sloth in some weird dimension? Ugh. Who the hell created that thing.

Haha, I noticed.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

Sure thing. Thats 4 now.

That's the Sloth from where I'm from. I didn't think there were any other ones, to be honest.

(ooc: lol manga canon. Creepy mom Sloth was awesome too though.)

[princesselric.livejournal.com]

Only two of us? I'm impressed with the patience of the others, then.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

...Wait, were you a chick or a dude? WAIT DID I FIGHT YOU TOO? I'm losing track of you fuckers.

[princesselric.livejournal.com]

I'm a guy, and yes - I kicked you in the balls, you jackass.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

AH! I remember now! My memory was a bit fuzzy because I got totally wasted last night with Winry.

[thesinrasu.livejournal.com]

No one can save anyone here. I dunno why they bother trying.

[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, you're here, brat.

Because they're delusional. Hmmm. We homunculi ought to teach them the meaning of hopelessness.

[thesinrasu.livejournal.com]

I've been here for a while. Keeping to myself pretty much and laughing at the other whiny duplicates of myself. They're fucking pathetic.

Oh? Heh. Sounds like fun.

[hit-me-dead.livejournal.com]

What, is there any other version of you that's not whiny?

[thesinrasu.livejournal.com]

I'm not.

[envy-our-honey.livejournal.com]

I never became what I am to "save" people, I'm not that fucking delusional. I do what I do for revenge, and it just so happened those I was out for revenge against liked to terrorize the city and steal shit. Anything remotely similar to what those assholes like to do riles me up.

[manaphonse.livejournal.com]

...what did I do to deserve this?

*hide!*

[a-different-al.livejournal.com]

There's a version of me that's a cat?