What a foul little mouth you have. Such language is so..Uncouth. And by the looks of things he didn't want to do anything with either of you. I care because he's one of my kind. So perhaps you should back off?
No - you tried to kill him, damn it. Alphonse and you spent years trying to restore him and now you make him sport? Fuck you. You and that pervert Mustang, I am going to kill you both.
You actually think Alphonse is going to let you kill me? You'd be taking his real brother away and then who would he have? No one. Because you sure as shit aren't with him as much as I am. I did try to seal him when I got here but have you even fucking asked Al what went on while you were off having your other half take over? Have you? Because I doubt Alphonse will let you kill me.
Well he is not here at the moment, so he can yell at me or hate me or something later. Sure, I may be not with him as much as you do, but at least I do try not to kill him or make him drunk every single time!
How the hell can you call yourself his brother if you just - just - [gestures wordlessly] tried to -
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Huh?
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Hi Alphonse.
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*Walks up behind him. Hands resting on his shoulders for a min then moving downward lower, lower, ohshi*
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[Hiccups and moves away from them]
Lust to the rescue?
Are you two trying to take advantage of the poor boy?
>:o
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I don't give a shit. What we're doing is none of your business.
ORLY?
I wouldn't be so cocky if I were you.
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I don't enjoy it when people spoil my fun.
OH HELL NAW BETCH
now you're in deep shit
-_-
GLUTTONY EAT THEM NOW! EAT THOSE PATHETIC HUMANS!
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Nnnng damn it.
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Yeah I'm alright. I think I've had enough excitement for one night. Are you okay?
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I'm just peachy.
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[the only alchemic weapon he dares to create - an eight-foot scythe in his hands and he is furious]
How could you! Your own brother and you - you are sick.
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He's my brother. My business. Not yours.
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I've killed over less.
[RIGHTEOUS ANGER IS A GO]
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You actually think Alphonse is going to let you kill me? You'd be taking his real brother away and then who would he have? No one. Because you sure as shit aren't with him as much as I am. I did try to seal him when I got here but have you even fucking asked Al what went on while you were off having your other half take over? Have you? Because I doubt Alphonse will let you kill me.
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How the hell can you call yourself his brother if you just - just - [gestures wordlessly] tried to -
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MUST we go through this again?
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...You have GOT to be kidding me.
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*Also, Ed. Tripping balls over here.*
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*OW GODDAMN ZAP + AUTOMAIL = HORRID PAIN*
OW WHAT THE FUCK