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*Leo is banging his head against a wall.

Repeatedly.*

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[un-locket.livejournal.com]

Okay, and I'll ask Scieszka too.

Your Al's not here...?

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

N-no... he's not.

Our Al is still in his armor and... The only Armor Al we've seen here already found his brother.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

...oh.

If it's any consolation, I was here for a month before my brother showed up.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

That must have been horrible for you! I'm glad you're back together.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

Me too. He's too little to be on his own.

So I bet you'll find Al soon.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I hope so.

So how have you been fairing in this place? Surviving at least?

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

Yeah. *Taps his sunglasses.* These've helped a lot.

What about you and Ed?

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

I'd bet.

Oh. Well.
He gets into trouble multiple times daily. In fact, he recently pilfered some drugged chocolate.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

...drugged chocolate? *Boggle.* Is he okay?

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

He's okay just. Um.

It's made him a hornier than a dog in heat.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

......ew. I didn't need to know that.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

Sorry.

It's just annoying, really. He keeps complaining. And telling him to shut up isn't working.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

Can't you hit him with a wrench?

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

I would, but I kinda feel sorry for him. Some Greed-Al was hitting on him and poor Ed freaked out.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

...oh, that Al.

...

Wait. What?!

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

Greed-Al was jokingly trying to get in Ed's pants.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

...jokingly. Uh, good. I think.

But ew.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

I KNOW DISGUSTING RIGHT?

I'm relieved nothing happened.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

YES. *SHUDDERS*

Yeah, Ed's too smart for that, even if his brain's messed up.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

I was about to bust in and wrench the Greed-Al, but before that he said he was kidding. So I didn't do anything.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

Next time you should, anyway. He's not even human.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

Just because he's not human doesn't give me the right to outright cause harm to him. Unless he intends to hurt someone, I have no reason to fight him.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

He's still a bad person, anyway...

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

A bad person? What did he do?

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

He's a homunculus!