{just your friendly neighbourhood homicidal pervert}

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

[very early morning and he's trotting through the streets of Central, two boxes of chalk in hand and leaving two sticks each of chalk before every inhabited doorstep. and sticking them into Strategic Places such as under benches, keyholes, the space between bricks, and the like.]

Rock-a-bye ba-by on the tree-top,
When the wind blows, the cra-dle will rock~
When the bough breaks, the cra-dle will fall,
Down will come ba-by, cradle and all...

[and he continues on crooning to himself]

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[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

*not looking up*

You have no use for what I have given you and yet you thank me. That makes no sense.

*looks back over shoulder*

*stares*

*starts laughing*

[armored-angel.livejournal.com]

-Have a smile. He's a bit confused though. Why is he laughing? Maybe he's just happy?-

Because it's nice of you to give me something, and it's always important to thank someone when you're given something. Brother told me that!

But...why're you laughing?

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

I expect to be get smited now. Or something. Dredging up some anger, now?

*slumps back against wall*

Ahhh, the irony would be lost on someone as pure as you, dear.

[armored-angel.livejournal.com]

-Huh?-

Why would I be angry? Or you be smited? God doesn't really do that kind of thing...

...

What do you mean, Irony? I don't understand.

[derstolz.livejournal.com]

...what are you doing?

[ih8thisdress.livejournal.com]

.......................

...do I even want to know what you're up to?

[a-different-al.livejournal.com]

I'll keep it with me.

[no-milkplease.livejournal.com]

[She nods, slipping it into a pocket]

What do you think is going to happen?

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

*Only noobs need CHALK.*

*You probably drugged the chalk, so I shall keep my distance.*

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

You...

Hmm.

Aside from being an inherent atheist, I also bear the name of a sin I most certainly deserve. I have also killed quite the number of people. [stares at him blankly]

You should not, really...

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

Helping, dear. Or perhaps warning. I am not sure. Hmm.

[derstolz.livejournal.com]

How...interesting.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

And why on earth would you ask me tha - [stops, and grins delightedly at the sight of him]

Oh my. So charming, charming.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

For you? Should be it interesting for you...? I wonder.

[derstolz.livejournal.com]

*snorts a bit* It depends, I suppose.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

[And you are a paranoid ass, pfft.]

[notices him and sighs dramatically]

Oh, dear. So eager to see me again after your little adventure with chocolate?

[ih8thisdress.livejournal.com]

-fidgets with the hem of his apron- W-W-What? -knows full well the answer however-

[armored-angel.livejournal.com]

But...

Now that you've seen me you know that God exists, right?

And............................

-Al's eyes widen, but he makes no move away. In fact, he moves closer.-

But why would you kill people? Killing is wrong!

And even if you bear the name of a sin, and sin, you're not an Angel, so it's okay if you do sometimes. God will still love and forgive you regardless.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

[stalks over to him]

[looking kinda creepy, now...]

[and he reaches out to straighten his headpiece]

Pretty, your bow is crooked. And this balance of colours looks utterly horrible on your colouring.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

And then, if He - She - It does exist, where was He when this child of his fell? When he attempted the unforgivable? When his soul was ripped away screaming?

Oh, unfortunate. And your wings gleam so beautifully.

I hate them. I hate them because they have something I can never attain.

God does not exist.

[ih8thisdress.livejournal.com]

-urk. a little uncomfortable? Yes. Quite. But at least he wasn't being groped...-

-averts eyes. cheeks are turning a little pink due to embarrassment-

Your-...the Edward Elric from my world has a bad eye for colour.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

Mmmmn, bad eye but rather great convincing power, eh? The day I see the great Roy Mustang in a dress - in a maid one, oh joy. So - much - joy~

[trails hands down his sides]

[ih8thisdress.livejournal.com]

If you want to see Roy Mustang in a dress or bunny girl costume or whatever forcefully strip him and dress him back up yourself while threatening his manbits. Roy Mustangs very much value their manbits. And make sure to do it where no one can hear him scream for help.

-gjhgls;lajiyzdgjs DDDD: stayawayfrommycrotchstayawayfrommycrotchstayawayfrommycrotch-

[edward-niisan.livejournal.com]

Helping...?

Do you mean the alchemists? *frowns*

Why, is something going to happen?

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

There is always something that is going to happen, do you not think so?