[to everyone living in the Daisy Chain Flower Shop, locked from everyone else]

[ih8thisdress.livejournal.com]

-addressing everyone in the house while dressed in slytherinfuhrer's clothing and being as proper as he can, as if he were addressing one of his superior time travelers back home-

Ah. I cannot help but feel that if I am to be living with you for the forseeable future, at the very least I owe you all an introduction.

So let's see. I am yet another Roy Mustang; that much should be apparent. I'm a Time Traveler with the rank of Thoth... and I have been assigned to observe the Edward Elric from my world, though unfortunately, the brief for this mission stipulated I pose as a second-year high school student despite having graduated some time ago. My real age, I'm afraid, is classified information, so if you would all please just assume I'm seventeen I would be entirely grateful. It would probably make things a lot easier.

...I'm also the unwilling mascot of the S.O.S. Brigade- but let's not talk about that.

I must thank you sincerely for allowing me to stay here. I can assure you that I will not be a bother and will, of course, help out as much as I can. It is nice to meet you all. -polite bow the place he's from uses some Japanese customs, shut up-



Oh, and, ah- some of you may have seen me in that...dress. I would beg of you to erase that memory from your minds- please.