And now, for something completly different.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

*Has transmuted the Devil's Nest PINK with GREEN POLKA DOTS. Just to piss Greed/Ling off. There is also a statue on top of the building depicting a dog humping Gluttony's leg.*


YEAH NOW WHAT. GONNA DO SOMETHIN' ABOUT IT? HUH? HUH!? YEAH I DIDN'T THINK SO.

GIVE ME A RAISE, YOU GREEDY BASTARD.

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[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

*Was going to drop by the Devil's Nest just to see how Ed was doing, but came across THIS MESS.*

You and those tasteless transmutations. God, Ed. Will you EVER grow up?

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION?

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

Does it MATTER?

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

Uh.

Yeah?

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

Stop being an ass and change it back.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

NO WAY. NOT UNTIL GREED STOPS BEING A STINGY BASTARD!

THIS IS A PROTEST!

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

He's GREED. How the hell else is he SUPPOSED to be?!

It's not like you NEED the money anyway.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

THEN I'LL WAIT UNTIL HE'S LING AND BEAT THE MONEY OUT OF HIM.

I don't have ties to the military back home out here. No way to get to my research funds. Even if I do have a bit on me, it's not gonna last forever.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

NO YOU WON'T.

Well you get PAID from him. Granted it's not a lot, but... I should be opening my shop in the next few days. We'll have enough money from that.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

OH YES I WILL. I'LL STRING HIM PU LIKE A PINATA AND BEAT HIM WITH A STICK.

I should be making my OWN money, I won't have other people supporting me.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

Not before I beat YOU with a stick.

Whatever.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

I AM STICK PROOF.

"Whatever" what? I've always supported myself.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

I'LL PROVE THAT WRONG.

Maybe you should rely on other people sometimes.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

BRING IT.

If I can get Greedass to give me a raise I won't HAVE to.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

Oh, I WILL. *Brings it*

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

NOT THE FACE *it is brought D:*

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

EVERYWHERE IS FAIR GAME. *WHACK*

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

*COWER*

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

WHO IS STICK PROOF NOW?

[russel-t.livejournal.com]

-studies the mess, strokes his chin- Not bad, Ed. Personally, I'd go with purple with pink polka dots. Statue's fine.

[armor-al.livejournal.com]

-laughs in spite of himself- Great artwork! One suggestion, though. How about goat horns on Greed, and put him in drag? -giggles-

[girlalfons.livejournal.com]

......

*Fonsy is in too much shock to say anything. She's just staring headlong at the statue.*

[steelsoul-al.livejournal.com]

*stares.

Stares some more.

And finally just starts laughing. XD*

[derstolz.livejournal.com]

...what in God's name...

[fletcher-gundam.livejournal.com]

-sees the alterations, bursts into giggles- I prefer checkerboard myself!