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*Pre!Greed can be seen walking into the Devil's Nest 2.0, slightly surprised by all that is there and wondering why he isn't the one operating it*

...Oi.

*He looks around, narrowing his eyes behind his glasses before slamming his fist down on the counter.*

Who the hell is responsible for changing my Devil's Nest?! Huh?! Show yourself!

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[BEHIND YOU. Saw you come in and looks NONE TOO PLEASED FOR THIS FIST AGAINST HIS COUNTER CRAP.]

HEY! Who the fuck do you think you are?

*perks up and looks back at the other, narrowing his eyes and storming towards him, carbon crawling up his hands and arms, ready to rip the boy to shreds*

You took over my goddamn bar. You'r- *stops though, seeing the violet eyes and... same hand tattoo?*

...Hey. You a new homunculus or something? *He is slightly puzzled by the fact that he had his tattoo on his left hand too*

[Shifts a foot back and responds the same way, with the Shield covering his hands. He wants a fight? He'll get a f--

--Wait just a goddamn minute.]

...Well, shit. [DISPLEASED FROWN MUMBLE MUMBLE]

' fuck it took so long. Was kind of hopin' I wouldn't have to see you in this damn place.

Welcome to Fake Central.

What do you mean by you wouldn't have to see me?! *He snaps back before the carbon recedes back and away, crossing his arms tightly over his chest*

Mn. Never been in Central in the first place. Eh. Dublith was better.

*Greed pauses though and glances at the other homunculus*

Who the hell are you anyways? A wannabe Homunculus?

[More annoyed than anything.] Wasn't so keen on meeting a double. The place is full of 'em, didn't you see? Or have you not seen the sign yet.

[Slides hands into pockets and gives a very sour look to.]

The fuck you callin' a wannabe.

I haven't seen an-

*Greed pauses and stares at him and...*

Doubles? Are you shitting me? You don't... look like me. But you have powers... like me.

Walk out and squint 'til you see it. It's magic or some shit.

[DEEPER FROWN. GOD WHY ARE YOU HERE HNNNG 8|]

You apparently go and get your ass killed, great job by the way. Father recycled your stone.

*is remembering back now.... frowning...*

Tch. Not my fault they wanted to ruin my fun. *he mutters before he stares back at the new Greed* They put me inside of a whimp? Really? I thought I had better taste than that.

Tch, don't judge so fucking quick. This is the body of a Xingese prince. Ain't to bad really--Shut up, Yao.

[Glares back up at PreGreed and shrugs, walking behind the counter of the bar.]

A prince? *is slightly impressed by that as he sits down at the bar*

Not bad. Not bad at all. Too bad you can't shut him up. *says as he taps his own head* Nice and quiet up here.

[Another shrug.] Ain't like it's a problem. All he does is talk, can't do much else.

[Quirks a brow and turns to get something to drink down. Knows what he drinks a hurr.] For now. You remember dyin'?

Eh. I remember seeing all their fucking faces when I went into the vat. I couldn't really concentrate since I was laughing too hard. After that, it went black.

[Looks to be thinking on that as he pours glasses. Hn.

He gets a grin when he mentions laughing, though.] It was pretty fucking funny.

Heh, so you do remember huh? *He reaches out, snatching a glass* Thank ya.

Somethin' like that. It comes and goes. [A shrug.] Father wiped my slate clean when he recycled the Stone. S'not the case anymore.

[Eyes the glass Other Greed snagged.]

I'd better get paid for that.

Pfft. Sorry. Put it on my tab, I've got no money with me.

*grins as he guzzles down his drink*

Fuckin' freeloader. Whatever.

[Knocks back his drink.]

[Plastic-bubble hampster cage has failed. Envy's down the stairs again with with a little 'thump!' on each step. He gets to the bottom and checks to make sure that the shrimp and the bitch aren't around and instead notices the over-abundance of Greeds.]

Aw fuck me! How many of your ass-holes do I have to put up with!

*He stares down at the little thing that was... Envy. He stares at it for a long time before bursting out with laughter, howling as he clutched at his stomach*

AHAH ENVY!? IS THAT YOU? Oh man... how rich!

[Glares.]

Laugh it up, fuck-face! I watched you die!

I don't give a damn.

*leans down and picks up the little Envy by the back of the 'neck' the thing had* Heh, you're uglier than you've ever been, lil' Envy~

[Damn, I can't twist around to bite you if you have my neck... not that it would work very well on you anyway...]

Yeah, I suppose your ass gets handed to you often enough it'd loose it's sting after a while.

*Greed narrows his eyes at Envy before he throws him down on the counter top and slams a carbon covered fist down on top of him, with all that homunculus strength.*

I'm sure you've had that happen to you thousands of times by now.

*won't let that shielded fist up*

Guk!

[Is squished. Can't get enough air into his lungs to retort so he just glares and doesn't give Greed the satisfaction of seeing him struggle.]

*he soon lets his hand up and grabs him by his little tail*

Ya know. This is kinda fun. I'm gonna enjoy this.

Go ahead, while you can. You'll die and I'll still be here. Because you're such a fragile thing. Those rubes keep trying but they haven't found a damn thing that can take me down completely.

[From this position, he could potentially bite Greed's hand, but there wouldn't be much point to it, so he just hangs nonchalantly.

[HI THERE, SORRY I MISSED YOUR COMMENT LAST TIME ON GREED'S LAST POST.

HAVE LINGREED SQUISHING YOU WITH HIS SHOE.]

WHAT WAS THAT?

[I get squished by shoes all the time! I don't give a rat's ass!]

You want to get rid of me, tell the mechanic bitch I'm not her damn pet! How many cages do I have to chew through before she gives up!

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