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Intro - Beware twitchy Flame Alchemist

[There was a new Roy wandering around this not!Central. This one is a bit different though. This one has boobs and she's bleeding from her hands. Meet one Colonel Royse Mustang.

No, she's not blind, but she's not happy either. There seems to be a certain Lieutenant that's missing. She wants her Hawkeye thank you very much.]

(OOC: Meet Colonel Royse Mustang. From right before being forced to open the Gate. She's not happy and looking for her Male!Hawkeye.)

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[There is a vampire!Ed wandering the streets of Central, hood pulled up over his head to protect against the sun. He stops when he sees the chick Mustang, and glares.]

Colonel?

[She's bleeding and not in a good mood, Fullmetal.]

What's going on here, FullMetal?!

[Yeah he notices the bleeding... and the boobs now, too. Great, people are finally starting to come into the city again and one of them his a chick Mustang.]

You're in Fake Central, it's a city like Central only we can never leave, and you need to get to a doctor or something, so come on.

Where's Lt. Hawkeye?

[She's a bit to pissed to realize that you're not exactly the FullMetal she knows.]

Yeah, see, thing about that is, there are a lot of Lt. Hawkeyes here.

Come on, you flaming idiot, I'll explain on the way. Follow me. [Starts off, fully expecting her to follow.]

[She grumbles something, not all can be heard, just one word is clear 'short'.]

Fine.

I don't think you have any right to call me short. I'm still a teenager, what's your excuse?

Okay, look. We're in some parallel universe that brings people from all over and traps them. I'm not from your world. 'fact, the Colonel Mustang I know is male. Gender-switching's about the tamest of what you're going to see around here, though.

[She listens to what he's got to say. Still, she's got good reason to be pissed off. Her lieutenant had his throat slit and she was about to be forced to open the Gate.]

My lieutenant had his throat slit and I was about to be forced to do human transmutation. I have a good reason to be pissed off, FullMetal.

[Well, then, he'll just cut the snark altogether. This is serious business.]

And I can understand you being pissed off. Doesn't change the fact that we're stuck here for the foreseeable future.

People come in all the time, though. I don't have any doubt your lieutnant will show up sooner or later.

[Srs bsns is a go. She sighed, almost running a hand through her hair, but ya, she's bleeding. Not a good idea.]

There's really no way out of this place?

No one's found one yet. The city loops back on itself if you try to walk out. It's been like this... damn, almost two years now.

Damn it.

[HOSPITAL GET]

Get in there and get your damn hands fixed up. They're used to people showing up with life-threatening injuries, you'll be a piece of cake. Meanwhile I'll keep an eye out for -- is your Hawkeye a guy?

Yes, the Hawkeye I know is a guy.

[So now going to go and get her hands fixed. She's going to need new gloves.]

See you around.

[sigh, what is wrong with this place. Ed proceeds to go on the lookout for a male Hawkeye... whatever that would look like.]

[ last Envy checked, the Flame Colonel was not, in fact, a woman. no matter how you look at it, that's not right. at all. the last this homunculus knew, the Flame Colonel hadn't had bleeding hands either. so cue one very confused ~~and perhaps a little appalled~~ homunculus. staring. ]

What the hell?

[Hang on a second. Envy's dead....or supposed to be. Her eyes go wide for a moment before she lifts a hand]

Envy!

[ oh that's not a good response! cue the frantic display of non-aggression. ]

Wait wait wait! Don't tell me you're going to snap just by seeing little 'ol me!

[ smirk. ]

Or is this about your dead friend?

[No, she's not snapping, not yet at least. She's not even sure she can do it properly with the wounds she has. She also has the promises she made to her Hawkeye.]

You're supposed to be dead.

Starting to think I am, Mustang. Unless you suddenly have the ability to switch genders too.

[ we're being very mindful of those fingers there. ]

[Still not moving out of this stance.]

I've always been a woman. Colonel Royse Mustang.

[ just giving a flat look. ]

Royse? Really. Just what the hell kind of fucked up world do you come from?

[Her fingers move just a little bit, enough to create a very small spark]

My world isn't fucked up.

[ more frantic waving. ]

Is that really necessary? Here we are, in a place neither one of us knows! Why fight at all?

[ of course and then transforms into a very familiar face. only... sorry. Envy is not even going to entertain the notion of a female Hughes. let's stick to male, m'kay? ]

I know you want to avenge your friend and all, but that can wait for just a little bit, can't it? What do you say, Flame Alchemist?

I've avenged by friend.

[But have an attempted snap. A spark, but no alchemy. Too much blood on her hands, the array on her gloves is torn and broken, but that doesn't mean that she won't try.]

[ oh that grin just becomes wicked. ]

Can't even make a spark? Lucky me!

[ and now Envy charges. can you keep up?~ ]

[Hoshit! She's going to try and back up and move to one side. Shit, why isn't this working? Snap snap snap! Just sparks, nothing else. And she can't really get to her spare pair of gloves.]

[ baw. no braid for Envy to grab a hold of. doesn't mean it can't try to kick the Colonel in the gut though all the same, does it? ]

[Crap. That hurt. She can't do much since Envy knocked the air out of her and probably cracked a rib or two.]

[ well if it hadn't cracked one before it might now, since Envy's just gonna kick her while she's down. ]

Now just stay down there like the dog you are.

[You bastard. Have epic glaring while she attempts to go for the spare pair of gloves....which is stopped once she's kicked again.]

Oh no no! I'm not going to let you dig those out!

[ that would just ruin all the fun! crouches and snags a wrist, twisting it. ]

Geez. You really brought this on yourself anyway.

[Aaaandd SNAP! There goes that wrist. Her eyes go wide and she tries to kick out at Envy.]

BASTARD!

[She's been here, what all of a day? ~~And without a proper introduction~~. But bleeding nearly to death wasn't a good thing, nor was not finding her ... supposed to be blind Colonel.]

[However. What was worse was seeing someone that looked like such a person... but wasn't. A pause and a breath, staring, cause this is weird. It looks like the Colonel, but the Colonel was not female. Still---]

...Colonel?(!)

[Wait a moment here. That voice sounds familiar...but different. She glances around and then stares.]

Lieutenant....Hawkeye?

[Riza steeled herself, not allowing the confusion or upset show in her features. She's already seen the sign. It was obvious this was her Colonel, but not her Colonel. Most definitely.]

[She kept her voice calm.]

That's correct, Si-Ma'am.

[This was so confusing. The Hawkeye that she knew was male, this one was female. Was the Ed she meet right? She really was confused.]

This is...odd.

[Now she breathed, sighing to herself. This place was far too strange for her own liking, and that was definitely the truth.]

...You can certainly say that again.

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this reaction is the same no matter where it is s-sob XD

Blame the timeline?

Well I was going to blame Envy for being a bastard... But that works too!

Envy is a bastard. I love him though~

Everyone should!

Hehe

:3

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