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[phullm374l.livejournal.com]

*there's a new guy walking around fake Central. if one looks carefully, he kind of resembles the Ed Elric everyone knows, but... he's taller, his hair is cut short, he's got glasses on, and he's dressed in an overlarge red hoodie, jeans, and Converse hi-tops (of which one set of laces is undone). one hand is fiddling with a stylus to an iPad that he's quite obviously missing*

The hell kinda backwards town is this? Not a single internet cafe in sight and--

*he sniffs at the air, makes a face* ...What the fuck is that smell? Is that... fresh air...??

... I don't like it.

((have an AU Ed! he's completely modern day and makes a living as a hacker at the ripe age of 18. so he's none too pleased about this lack of technology. and he wants his iPad back. :3))

Comments

o3o;;

[phullm374l.livejournal.com]

Yeah it is. Look, I can prove it-- *starts patting himself down in search of his iPhone, but... it seems to be missing* ...Oh perfect. A dream that won't give me the shit I wanna have. Awesome.

[tsukiyabure.livejournal.com]

Oh, how convenient. [SHRUGS DRAMATICALLY] I can prove everything I'm saying, but you're the one who's telling the truth.

[phullm374l.livejournal.com]

*keeps searching for his stuff, since if it's really a dream it should eventually appear even though it won't* You wouldn't be a very convincing part of my dream if you couldn't prove it, now would you?

[tsukiyabure.livejournal.com]

Uh, wasn't I just doing that?

[phullm374l.livejournal.com]

... You mean the metal thing? You were doing that? So you're, what, Magneto or something?

[tsukiyabure.livejournal.com]

No, Magneto's a douchebag. I just control metal, not electromagnetism.

[phullm374l.livejournal.com]

*blinks... then BURSTS OUT LAUGHING* That's fuckin' sweet!

[tsukiyabure.livejournal.com]

Yeah, isn't it? [grin grin] It's not alchemy, but it's hella useful.

[phullm374l.livejournal.com]

Alchemy? What's that got anything to do with bending metal?

[tsukiyabure.livejournal.com]

Absolutely nothing, but the people around here act like it's the most important thing ever. Even most other usses.

[phullm374l.livejournal.com]

*quirks an eyebrow* ... Riiiiight. Well. They're obviously insane.

[tsukiyabure.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly. [Finally!]

[phullm374l.livejournal.com]

Yeah...





So what now? Are we joining up with the rest of the X-Men?

[tsukiyabure.livejournal.com]

What, them? No, I'm just a student. The teachers flipped their lids last time we tried doing anything actually productive.

[phullm374l.livejournal.com]

*snorts* That's the education system for you. Dumb as always.

[tsukiyabure.livejournal.com]

All we did was steal the Blackbird. [grumble]

[phullm374l.livejournal.com]

Whoa, seriously? What'd you do with it?

[tsukiyabure.livejournal.com]

Flew out to the middle of the ocean and saved a bunch of students from a zombie-infested cruise ship. Got grounded afterward, of course.

[phullm374l.livejournal.com]

Daaaaaaaamn!!

... Why couldn't I have dreamed about something cool like that?

[tsukiyabure.livejournal.com]

Because it's not a dream, and it happened two months ago.

[phullm374l.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, right. Of course. Forgot about that.

[tsukiyabure.livejournal.com]

Pretty stupid thing to forget.

[phullm374l.livejournal.com]

*just gives a non-committal shrug*

So let's say I'm really stuck here in your parallel universe. What happens now?

[tsukiyabure.livejournal.com]

We hang out and wait for whoever brought us here to kill us all.

[phullm374l.livejournal.com]

Great. Sounds awesome.