{get off my lawn, you damn kids}

[professor-elric.livejournal.com]

This is like the family reunion or the military ball you never wanted to come to and yet you were required to do so.

[sighs wearily]

Figures I'd have enough karma to end up in a hell like this.

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[professor-elric.livejournal.com]

[rolls his eyes]

I am not my father, Envy. And the insult about my height - [kicks him in the snout] isn't appreciated.

Oh, shut up, 'm not that old.

[envy-is-green.livejournal.com]

*Some hiss as he gets kicked, showing teeth again* You'll always be a pipsqueak, pipsqueak.

Sure you're not. Getting tired more easily? Having a hard time lugging around that automail? Do your hands shake, and your joints grind against one another? What a sad fate for the Fullmetal Alchemist. It's not battle that kills him, but boring old age...

*something that looks like a grin* And me? I have eternal life. Never aging. I'll outlive you and your entire bloodline. In the end...it's me who'll win. Pipsqueak.

[professor-elric.livejournal.com]

[frowns] I've had too much excitement in my teens, thanks.

And I can die, and rest, unlike you who's doomed wandering forever - in dragon form - full of hate and all that shit. You think that's winning? Well, you're wrong.

And for your information I have a lot of years ahead of me, I look older than I really am. Bastard has good genes, apparently.

[envy-is-green.livejournal.com]

You're going to lie about your age to me? You must think I'm stupid. I can smell certain changes in an aged body, idiot.

What makes you think I'm stuck like this? This is Central, isn't it? Besides...hate is all I have to go on. It's all I've ever had. Hatred for you and that bastard's descendants, and I'll hold onto it forever if I have to.

*leaning in closer, practically grinning* You have children back home? Grandchildren? I'll hunt them down, one by one....