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[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

[he's randomly doodling arrays in chalk all over the HQ square, knowing full well that he cannot activate them. he's currently wearing his own clothes and whistling.]

I wish I knew why my bluebird never needed an array. And why I miss this disgusting alchemy so...

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l-lmao

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

Because I am essentially a corpse. Quite nice, if you think about it, since I cannot die a second time...

[and he tugs her down, whispering in her ear]

The dead hate the living, pretty. Is that reason enough...?

You're breaking poor little Girlfons's heart 8D

[girlalfons.livejournal.com]

That d-doesn't make sense...

That c-can't work.

*Alfons now feels her chest get heavy. Hate the living? But that would mean, if he was...*

that icon noooooo DDDD:

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

It does, actually. And humans are usually the ones to first despise us...

[steps back.]

There, I said it. Did you really think I could like you? Poor thing. My human side is asleep. I cannot like anyone.

...You should be safe now.

Wow. What a way to give a girl a reality check. XD;

[girlalfons.livejournal.com]

I..........

I'm......................................................................

*Tears start to well in the sides of Alfons's eyes but she bows low, so as not to let him see it*

I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to...

I'm...sorry.

I...

I shouldn't have.................

I'm sorry!!!

*And the poor girl backs away, and runs as fast as she can, crying. Wow, you brute! How could you? Though essentially that was probably a good thing *

oh crap this spells trouble

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

[he watches as she runs away, something like sadness crossing his face, and when he thinks she's out of earshot he yells.]

It's not your fault!

[and he's feeling terrible. he just did the right thing, why did it feel so...bad?]

[ooc: SORRY GIRL!ALFONS! ;___;]

Trouble? 8D You don't know the half of it.

[gotothestars.livejournal.com]

......

I can't believe you.

RUN PRIDE RUN

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

[shrugs]

So do not. It is not my problem.

[buuut he takes a very small step backwards.]

8D He should. Syriuci!Fons pissed is something you don't want to see. 8D

[gotothestars.livejournal.com]

How could you have done that to her?! She's obviously not well-versed in these things. If you wanted to turn her down, do it gently.

You have no remorse, do you?!

You're despicable.

*hyperventilates* plz don't kill me. again.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

I do not care. Humans and their emotions are so delightfully fragile...

What clued you in, sweetie? The fact that I am a soulless corpse?

I know.

You know...she just might try. D: Girl!Hei cussing is bad in itself D:

[gotothestars.livejournal.com]

Hmph. That's a pointless excuse. The dead can't walk--it's unscientific and it's childish.

If you want to act like an overdramatic child, then go right ahead. Just don't hurt innocent girls while you're at it.

Soulless corpse...how old are you, anyway? And how the HELL did you think that I would buy any of that?

RUNNNNNNNNNN

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

You are talking to someone dead right now.

She should really be less naive. I merely taught her a lesson...

This body is sixteen. I am nineteen in mind. And why do you not try testing it, pretty? Come on. Try finding something sharp.

I think that would be a good idea 8D

[gotothestars.livejournal.com]

I am not. You're merely delusional. You seriously might want to get yourself checked. If you like, I could try to find a good therapist for you.

.....

I'm not going to fight. I might just hurt you.

*Alfons is acting tough! 8D Don't fall for it Pride--she couldn't hurt a fly!*

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

[is getting frustrated]

Look...

[looks around, before snatching a random piece of cobblestone off the ground. he scrapes it on his cheek and it draws blood.]

Watch [as it heals instantly]. I am delusional, sometimes, but not this time.

And do you really think you can - [taking a step towards her] - hurt me, dear dearheart?

[gotothestars.livejournal.com]

Yes, in fact I can.

You were simply born with enhanced healing...people can do that in my world too, you know. That doesn't mean you're dead. It simply means you're a regenerator. There is a difference.

*Alfons doesn't back down though. She glances around her, looking to see if there will be an available weapon for her to use if need be.*

he'd never hurt a girl...not

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

[sighs frustratedly.]

I see that you would not believe me. Silly human girl. You will not survive in a fight against me, so do not even try.

Of course! Pride is a perfect gentleman!

[gotothestars.livejournal.com]

By the Cards--

Your arrogance pisses me off to no end. And your delusions are even worse. I'll take you on.

*In her defense? Alfons attacked a cannibal that tried to eat her friend. Granted, she got blasted by a spell and got broken ribs for the trouble. Pride is nothing in comparison to this monster, in appearance*

[wellmannersoul.livejournal.com]

....

Alfons....

she really doesn't know what she's up against.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

Unarmed? You will not last ten seconds.

[shrugs, but shifts into a fighting stance all the same.]

She's often called an idiot (by Ed) in her Universe for doing things without thinking. 8D

[gotothestars.livejournal.com]

More arrogance? I'm not made of glass.

*Alfons has never gotten in a REAL fight in her life--the last time she fought something she grabbed a stick and beat on something that was about to kill Shana. Only to get blasted. Thinking back on the memories of seeing Shana and Edward train against each other...she bent her knees and put one hand in front of her...even with the adrenaline, her heart was pumping hard. She could hear it in her ears.*

...lolwhat, oooh she will learn her lesson

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

I really do not want to do this, Alfons, but -

[and he lunges forward, legs sweeping out in a roundhouse kick]

...Quite XD

[gotothestars.livejournal.com]

*And Alfons simply kept her arms in front of her in a cross motion, hitting them, HARD. In fact, her falling to the ground on her butt is very appropriate. But even knocked prone and in more pain than she had felt in a while, she shot her leg out to at least try to kick his lower leg, to maybe trip him. Weakly. In fact, weak enough to barely topple over paper.*

Re: ...Quite XD

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

[he stares down at her, not even budging with the kick. and then he bursts out into laughter.]

How precious. I will not fight such a defenceless creature.

[he folds his arms and just...stands over her, smiling.]

[gotothestars.livejournal.com]

You piece of...I may be in pain but I'm not...

*Alfons tries kicking again. But this one was weaker. And again. That was weaker than THAT. Stupid Heiderich pride wouldn't let her just lie down and accept it. And him laughing...*

LOLOLOLOLOL

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

Oh, shush. I must have hit you too hard, are you concussed? It might explain your strange behaviour.

[kneels beside her, expression still very amused.]

Re: ...Quite XD

[wellmannersoul.livejournal.com]

Stay the HELL away from Alfons! *moves to try and get between them*