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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

Comments

[sweetsinlust.livejournal.com]

.......What..

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Hiccups and gives her a serious look.]

I've got ninety nine problems but a bitch aint one.

LMFAO

[sweetsinlust.livejournal.com]

*deadpan stare*

You love it don't lie

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Stands up and walks over to her then pokes her tits.]

Huh, I've always wondered if those were real or not.

XD

[sweetsinlust.livejournal.com]

..................................................

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Speechless, eh?

[sweetsinlust.livejournal.com]

Perplexed is more like it. This is not like you at all.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

And how am I supposed to be, hmm?

[sweetsinlust.livejournal.com]

Anything but how you're acting now. Seems like you've taken some lessons from Greed.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Smirks.]

Greed aint got nothin' on my ass.

[sweetsinlust.livejournal.com]

............................................

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Smirks.]

[everythngsmine.livejournal.com]

What the hell is he talking about?

Finally

[sweetsinlust.livejournal.com]

The kid is drunk.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Looks at them both and hiccups]

ed better watch it

[everythngsmine.livejournal.com]

*Leans down to get a better look at the shrimp and takes the bottle from him*

Half of this is gone. You drank all of that by yourself? Never knew you were such a lush.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Grins proudly.]

I can drink anyone under the table.

[everythngsmine.livejournal.com]

Really now? I doubt it.

mouthy is mouthy

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Tch, could probably drink you under the table.

...

[everythngsmine.livejournal.com]

Kid, you have no idea who you're talking to, do you?

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Some idiot that thinks he can out-drink me.