http://pervyalchemist.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pervyalchemist.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fmadrlj2008-07-22 08:07 am

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[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

[identity profile] alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What the--OFF!

*Alfons doesn't want to be rude, so he politely tries to pry him off again. Shoving him off would be bad (Drunk people often get quite violent if you get violent with them--not a good idea), but prying him wouldn't be too bad of an idea...maybe a crowbar might be the best item of choice though...

...

Checking inventory...

Shit. No crowbar. He must have left it in the box in the safe room.

He was going to have to make do with his hands for now.*

[identity profile] alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*Alfons gives him a concerned look.*

........Maybe you should just lay down for a few minutes. Get some water.

You've succeded in breaking Alfons's brain for now. Congrats xD

[identity profile] alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*Alfons's brain = aklsdfj ak;sldf sdfnhasvl dkf;hldf;h aklsdfjav sl;drv ajkl;df s;dfa vskl;dfjrovhjas k;rlfv as;dklf...DOES NOT COMPUTE.*

...........................................................................

*He just stares for a moment. He was POUTING before and now he's just...

....His persistence had to be admired, that was for sure.

XDDDDDDD For now.

[identity profile] alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*Why couldn't this Ed be like every other Ed he's seen in every other Universe drunk? You know--depressed and emo and only willing to jump a random person if they either look like Al or are nice to him?! asldk;fj asdf;abn sdkl;fj ak;lsjdfjkl

Alfons is blushing.

Quite hard.

And imagining.

The mental images.

.......................For a moment, he's tempted.*


I-I don't think he'd quite appreciate that.

And I don't think I'd appreciate anyone else touching him, either. He's mine.

Yes, repeating!Fons is possessive.

[identity profile] alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
............................

When it comes to my Edward, there's everything wrong with sharing.