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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

Comments

LOL XD

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Takes a sip from the bottle.]

That outfit looks great on you...And as a matter of fact, so would I.

Sailorfons ain't playin' dis shit XD

[sailorfons.livejournal.com]

....!

*OH GOD NO. Not this again. She brandishes her wand, just in case she needs to give him a good smacking.*

Ah...h-how about no?

oh shiii

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Pouts.]

Well aren't you quite the cockblock, eh?

SAILORFONS KICK!

[sailorfons.livejournal.com]

Cockblo--

What the hell's wrong with you?

Are you--

You're...

*Alfons leans in close, to take a whiff of his breath.*

You're drunk.

He's persistent XD

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Smirks.]

Well that much is obvious. You want me to be sober? By morning I'll be, so lets have some fun until then. I can think of a few things we could do.

[sailorfons.livejournal.com]

..................................

Few things?

*Alfons is afraid to ask D:*

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

What do you say we go find a place and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?

[sailorfons.livejournal.com]

N-N-N-NO!

How about we NOT!

*Backs away, but her situation isn't helping when her skirt is blowing up >_>*

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Stares.]

So..Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Somehow, you make Sailorfons blush.

[sailorfons.livejournal.com]

*BLUSH. Dammit. He's a man but he's a woman and damn it why does Alfons have to be so embarrassed by this?! D:*

Ah...I...ah...

*lask;dfj naskl;dfj;*

XD

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Puppy dog eyes look.]

Yes?