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[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

Comments

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

W-W-W-W-WHAT?!

That's...I can't...we shouldn't.........

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

Wh-what?!

*very embarrassed, but still freaked*

N-no!

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

You know you want to.

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

I-- no!

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

I-It's indecent!

Not here! Wait--I mean...!

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Laughs.]

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

I-I mean it! I...

bad influence is bad

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

I bet you've thought about it a few times. The both of you. Thinking about being with each other. Screwing each other. But you two keep that a secret from one another because you're too afraid what the other might think. That's funny.

D:!

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

N-no! I could...
I could never do those things to my sister...

D:

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

*BLUUUUUUUUSH*

lollll~

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Looks at the both of them.]

Denial. Both of you are in complete denial of one another. I bet if you two were to get wasted you'd end up fucking each other until you both passed out.

She's not in denial. Of course not. Of course she's not IMAGINING IT.

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

W-What?! NO!

Th-That's...

ghjgfeethrgdfwerhb gtfo my head - I mean

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

N-no! I wouldn't do something like that to my sister...!

CLINGS BECAUSE SHE WANTS HIM TO HOLD HE--I mean.

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

*Clings to Al moar than before...is that possible?*

Al wouldn't do something like that...

XD

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

See you two are all over each other already.

O/////////O

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Blushes, but makes no move to disentangle herself from Al*

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

N-no, it's not like that!

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Of course it is. But you are both in denial.

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

W-W-We're not in denial! I do not want to sleep with my brother!

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

S-see? We wouldn't...

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

Denial is not a river.

[finalfonsie.livejournal.com]

I-I've never heard that expression before...

B-But...I...

I.................

I.......

[finalphonse.livejournal.com]

*doesn't get it*

Really.

[pervyalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Grins!]

Heh.