http://pervyalchemist.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pervyalchemist.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fmadrlj2008-07-22 08:07 am

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[A raised eyebrow. He's holding a bottle of scotch and sitting on a bench. A minute ago he was at a party at Roy's place with Hughes and the others. It was a celebration party thrown in his honor because he had just made ranking of Lt.Colonel and Roy insisted that they have a few drinks. A few turned into a drinking game and to everyone's surprise, Ed drank most of them under the table.]

Eh heh...I win..

[He takes a drink from his bottle, obviously he's intoxicated beyond reason. He laughs softly and leans back against the bench then hiccups.]


[[OOC: I bring you Pervy!Edward. He's a lush, even more of a smartass than canon Ed, and he will probably grope your char if he see's fit. You have been warned.]]

[identity profile] bibliospazz.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[makes a move to help but realizes she wouldn't be doing much and instead follows]

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I may have to carry him, he can't seem to stand very well, much less walk.

[identity profile] bibliospazz.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a good thing he's so... [doesn't want to say short] compact then.

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
-lifts him over his shoulder- Ah, he's no trouble at all.

[identity profile] bibliospazz.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[smiles and walks beside him] Will you be staying too?

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
-smiles- Of course I will.

[identity profile] bibliospazz.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[nods] I'm all out of beds, but we should all fit on mine.

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
-blinks at the idea, keeping his composure. She is truly innocent- I think I can help with the bed situation. Do you have an old couch? Maybe some old pillows?

[identity profile] bibliospazz.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ed jr. is on our only couch. [apologetic look inserted here] My bed can fit three people though.

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok then, let's do this: You on the right, me in the middle, and Ed on the left.
[trusts himself, but does NOT trust Ed!]

[identity profile] bibliospazz.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
But what if he falls out? [worried]

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
He won't. I'll keep both of you safe.

[makes mental note to take a cold shower]

[identity profile] bibliospazz.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
... Well if you think you can manage to hold on to him, then that's fine. I trust you.

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
-smiles- Good, then it's settled!

[identity profile] bibliospazz.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[nods] You wont get too hot staying in the middle? [concerned]

[[oh, I feel sorry for him. She's a snuggly sleeper.]]

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[[The poor guy will not get much rest, I'm telling you!]]

I'll be fine -smiles-

-makes mental note to take a REAL cold shower!-

[identity profile] bibliospazz.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright then. [beams] Thank you, for all of your help.

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
-smiles- My pleasure. Are we near your house yet?

[identity profile] bibliospazz.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmhmm, just over that bookstore there. [points] We'll use the outside entrance. Do you think you can manage getting him up the stairs?

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Not a problem. -heads to the stairs-

[identity profile] bibliospazz.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
follows and opens door for him leading him to the bedroom careful not to wake anyone who may be sleeping

This is it. *smiles* I hope the pillows are okay... he said something about wanting to play with them.

He must really like pillows.

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Does he now? All righty then. If you would step outside while I get him undressed and comfy, I'll call you when we're ready.

[identity profile] bibliospazz.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Undress- Oh! Of course, he'd be more comfortable. I'll just go get changed in the bathroom then. [retrieves nightshirt and heads out of the room]

[identity profile] russel-t.livejournal.com 2008-07-24 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
gets Ed and himself undressed and into some pyjamas. He tucks some pillows around the sleeping Ed, then lays down in the middle, being sure to leave room for Scheska- Ok, we're decent.