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[haganenopervert.livejournal.com]

That takes care of that problem! Virginity is such a bore anyways. I'm glad I was his first. He was quite the screamer.

Right Alphonse? Or Wrath as so many call you.

Comments

[sinnerswrath.livejournal.com]

WHAT I DID NOT SLEEP WITH YOU

[haganenopervert.livejournal.com]

Not yet.

Lets go back to my room and make it happen.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

BUT DID YOU HAVE TO ANNOUNCE IT TO ALL AND SUNDRY.

[haganenopervert.livejournal.com]

YES I DID. HE'S A VIRGIN AND TAKING HIS VIRGINITY WILL BE A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

OVER MY DEAD -

...wait.

Is he a willing participant?

[sinnerswrath.livejournal.com]

NO.

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

OKAY. THIS IS THE PART WHERE I KILL HIM, THEN.

[haganenopervert.livejournal.com]

If you kill me then he will never get laid. He's far too shy to approach anyone about the matter on his own anyways.

[haganenopervert.livejournal.com]

Yes!

[corrupted-steel.livejournal.com]

...why are you so defencive, then.

Wrath -

[sinnerswrath.livejournal.com]

He is too damn persistent.

Have a 14 year old built like a girl 4 years older than that 8D

[princessalfons.livejournal.com]

......................................................................

What the--?

*Alfons promptly blushes.*

B-But you shouldn't do that until you're married!!!

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST.


THATS IT I'M GONNA FIND A WAY BACK HOME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

[a-different-al.livejournal.com]

What the hell? [You have brainbroken Alice]