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[poorsoul.livejournal.com]

*he's sitting outside trying to read a book wizard!Roy gave him. Next to him is a stack of more books. He's having a difficult time because he's still not that good at reading English yet but the pictures in the book are enough to turn his face red.

What exactly is he trying to accomplish by reading these?

To understand how humans mate better.

That's right folks; Wizard!Roy gave him graphic human biology texts and PORN. And he is as red as a tomato as result and has no idea this is not something to be reading in public*

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[chibinoa.livejournal.com]

..........It's a different with, then. But she's still mean to steal your legs.

...Daddy isn't a Merman. He's a Daddy!

To be with someone?

*Cue squeal*

Like a Prince?

[poorsoul.livejournal.com]

"It was my voice and she didn't steal it. It was payment for turning me into a human. I gave it up willingly.

*fluuuuuuuuuuush* M-M-Maybe! *redredredredredred*"