http://poorsoul.livejournal.com/ (
poorsoul.livejournal.com) wrote in
fmadrlj2008-08-03 10:07 pm
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
(no subject)
*he's sitting outside trying to read a book wizard!Roy gave him. Next to him is a stack of more books. He's having a difficult time because he's still not that good at reading English yet but the pictures in the book are enough to turn his face red.
What exactly is he trying to accomplish by reading these?
To understand how humans mate better.
That's right folks; Wizard!Roy gave him graphic human biology texts and PORN. And he is as red as a tomato as result and has no idea this is not something to be reading in public*
What exactly is he trying to accomplish by reading these?
To understand how humans mate better.
That's right folks; Wizard!Roy gave him graphic human biology texts and PORN. And he is as red as a tomato as result and has no idea this is not something to be reading in public*
no subject
...Nice reading material.
no subject
no subject
...Oh my.
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
You ...You shouldn't be reading these in public.
no subject
no subject
Now, I mean, you can read them. Just in the safety of your own home.
no subject
"Wizard give them to me as 'learning material'. They bad?"
and hands the piece of paper over to him*
no subject
*stops when he realizes what it is he's looking at, before his face goes red*
no subject
even though these were given to him*no subject
Y-you shouldn't be looking at these!
no subject
He takes out his pad of paper and writes:
"Wizard give them to me as learning material. They bad?"
and hands it over to Al*
no subject
These are, um...inappropriate.
no subject
*he drops the book like it had the plague and if possible, his face becomes even redder*
no subject
Faint amusement tinged with curiousity colours his features as he turns to look at Maes himself, brushing a heated cheek lightly with his index finger.*
...You are curious?
no subject
...when he DID realize his prince was there though, he dropped the book like a hot potato and recoiled, startled. Was his face getting hotter? Why yes. Yes it was.*
no subject
no subject
Did Maes's mind just go boom? Yes. Yes it did.
He's frozen. Frozen stiff. And he would be thinking of how to react except...you know...brain explodey.*
1 of 2
2 of 2
no subject
no subject
Although if it weren't for the voice... Roy could almost hold his own suspicions as to 'Maes'' identity.*
no subject
*Hi, have Noa. She is looking over his shoulder, at the pictures.*
Whatcha looking at?
no subject
no subject
*Noa peeks over again, then at him.*
Were you looking at a picture book?
no subject
"I guess you could call it that..." he thinks to himself.*
no subject
You mean it isn't a picture book?
no subject
He stops mid thought though and looks at her strangely.
"You...could hear me?"*
no subject
Uh-huh! You're talking without opening your mouth, right?
no subject
"But you...can really hear my thoughts?"
no subject
*She blinked a bit.*
U-Um...b-but I was told that reading thoughts was invading privacy and um...
I'm sorry! I just hear you talking and you're not opening your mouth and it can't be your thoughts because I'd have to touch your brain and that'd be icky.
...
B-But...
Why can't you talk?
no subject
I can't talk because...I sold my voice to the Sea Witch for legs."
no subject
The sea witch?!
You mean that mean old witch who took Daddy away, don't you?
But...
Why would you do that.........................................?
no subject
Why? Because I...wanted to become human to...be with someone..."
no subject
...Daddy isn't a Merman. He's a Daddy!
To be with someone?
*Cue squeal*
Like a Prince?
no subject
*fluuuuuuuuuuush* M-M-Maybe! *redredredredredred*"