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*he's sitting outside trying to read a book wizard!Roy gave him. Next to him is a stack of more books. He's having a difficult time because he's still not that good at reading English yet but the pictures in the book are enough to turn his face red.

What exactly is he trying to accomplish by reading these?

To understand how humans mate better.

That's right folks; Wizard!Roy gave him graphic human biology texts and PORN. And he is as red as a tomato as result and has no idea this is not something to be reading in public*

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"Well...yeah...because I'm mute and can't speak at all..."

"But you...can really hear my thoughts?"

Thoughts?

*She blinked a bit.*

U-Um...b-but I was told that reading thoughts was invading privacy and um...

I'm sorry! I just hear you talking and you're not opening your mouth and it can't be your thoughts because I'd have to touch your brain and that'd be icky.

...

B-But...

Why can't you talk?

"Oh. I can do that?

I can't talk because...I sold my voice to the Sea Witch for legs."

!!!!!!!!!

The sea witch?!

You mean that mean old witch who took Daddy away, don't you?

But...

Why would you do that.........................................?

"Huh? I'm not sure we're talking about the same person here, as not even that other merman knew who the Sea Witch Dante was. Also she only grants wishes to merfolk and other underwater people. As far as I know, you're human, unless your daddy was a merman...?

Why? Because I...wanted to become human to...be with someone..."

..........It's a different with, then. But she's still mean to steal your legs.

...Daddy isn't a Merman. He's a Daddy!

To be with someone?

*Cue squeal*

Like a Prince?

"It was my voice and she didn't steal it. It was payment for turning me into a human. I gave it up willingly.

*fluuuuuuuuuuush* M-M-Maybe! *redredredredredred*"

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