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*Leo is banging his head against a wall.

Repeatedly.*

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[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

You want to talk about it? I can listen, if you want.

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I don't know what happened, but for some reason I thought becoming a State Alchemist was a really good idea for a couple days.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

Becoming a State Alchemist is a really, really stupid idea. You don't want that kind of leash around your neck.

Especially considering the people who run the military.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

Especially considering they'd probably kill me before I got that far.

I'm back to normal now, but it was still really dumb of me.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

Well, it's over now. That's what counts?

I'm sure you can find a different way to make a living.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there's got to be something I can do. ...even if I haven't found a job since I got here.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

Well, if you wouldn't mind learning, I could teach you how to be a mechanic.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

Really? That'd be kind of cool, actually.

You wouldn't mind?

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be a problem! I just need to get a hold of a place I can make into a workshop and gather up some tools and materials for work. I haven't been here for long, so I need the basics still.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

If Scieszka says it's okay maybe you could stay with us for a while. It's kind of crowded, but there's room for everyone.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

I'd have to talk to Ed about that. We both ended up here together. I appreciate the offer, and I'll definitely consider it!

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

Okay, and I'll ask Scieszka too.

Your Al's not here...?

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

N-no... he's not.

Our Al is still in his armor and... The only Armor Al we've seen here already found his brother.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

...oh.

If it's any consolation, I was here for a month before my brother showed up.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

That must have been horrible for you! I'm glad you're back together.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

Me too. He's too little to be on his own.

So I bet you'll find Al soon.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I hope so.

So how have you been fairing in this place? Surviving at least?

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Yeah. *Taps his sunglasses.* These've helped a lot.

What about you and Ed?

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

I'd bet.

Oh. Well.
He gets into trouble multiple times daily. In fact, he recently pilfered some drugged chocolate.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

...drugged chocolate? *Boggle.* Is he okay?

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

He's okay just. Um.

It's made him a hornier than a dog in heat.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

......ew. I didn't need to know that.

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

Sorry.

It's just annoying, really. He keeps complaining. And telling him to shut up isn't working.

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

Can't you hit him with a wrench?

[automailmaker.livejournal.com]

I would, but I kinda feel sorry for him. Some Greed-Al was hitting on him and poor Ed freaked out.