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*Leo is banging his head against a wall.

Repeatedly.*

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I'M NOT OVER IT YET.

THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER.

...you aren't?

Uh... try banging your head into the wall?

I prefer my skull intact.

I CAN WAIT IT OUT. THIS WILL BE CAKE.

..HI WHATS YOUR NAME.

Good luck with that.

......It's Leo. You don't recognize me?

I'LL NEED IT.

Never seen you before in my life, kid.

.........

Not freaking again.

Well. I know you NOW, so what does it matter?

Ishbalian?

Point...

Yeah. Is that a problem?

I'm full of good points.

Why would it be a problem?

Just making sure.

Oh man, I actually know this BADASS half Ishbalian dude back home. I think his name was Miles or something. TOTAL badass.

Badass how? What's he do?

He's actually in the military, right. Which is a bit odd given his background, but whatever. He was just awesome and helped me out a lot. Lots of secret plots and crap to save the country form the douche fuhrer and whatnot.

How is that badass?! I can't believe anyone from Ishbal would actually join the military!

...unless it's a plot to bring it down from the inside?

You nailed it, for the most part. At least as far as I could tell.

The military is corrupt because the guys running it are corrupt. Pretty much all of the rest of the military is pissed about it. I don't follow politics all that well, but things are getting kinda ugly back home.

Edited 2008-08-08 20:19 (UTC)

...That. That explains so much.

Doesn't it?

I don't know about where you're from, but everything where I'M from is totally FUBAR.

Pretty much the same, yeah. I don't know a lot about how the military's run, but I know they give promotions to soldiers who shoot their own people who weren't doing anything wrong.

...I hate people like that.

...you're quitting as soon as you fix Al, right?

ACTUALLY, before I came here, I was kinda on the run FROM the military, so.

...oh. You do something wrong?

Boy did I ever.

What was it?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERTYTHING.

But mostly I teamed up with this homunculus guy that was all rebelling against the other homunculi, since it was, at the time, the lesser of two evils so to speak.

I run with an odd crowd.