fmadrlj | Hmm....

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This appears to be some kind of alternate dimension. *~:{|?*

IT IS STILL BUT TEMPORARY, EDWARD ELRIC.

*oblivious to the hate ~:{D*

I don't WANT it to be temporary, I want to be back to normal NOW.

It will last but a day or two.

THATS TOO LONG!

BUT THINK OF ALL THE ADVANTAGES.

NO! THIS HAS NO ADVANTAGES!

GODDAMMIT GOD THIS IS WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU.

[ooc: l-lol]

BUT WOMEN LOVE CUTE THINGS.

LIKE BUNNIES.

I'M NOT OUT TO ATTRACT WOMEN AND EVEN IF I WAS WHAT THE FUCK WOULD I DO WITH ONE IF I WAS STUCK AS A RABBIT!?

CHERISH HER.

LIKE A MAN SHOULD CHERISH A WOMAN.

YOU'RE FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE.

EDWARD ELRIC.

YOU SHOULD TRY TO APPRECIATE GOD'S GIFTS.

THIS ISN'T A GIFT.

IT'S A CURSE.

BUT YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

YEAH I REALLY DON'T THINK I WANT ANOTHER MAN TELLING ME THAT I LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVEN IF I AM A RABBIT.

THERE IS NO HARM IN IT, EDWARD ELRIC.

GO AWAY YOU'RE GAY

BUT MAKE ME NOT A RABBIT FIRST

I LOVE ALL CREATURES EQUALLY.

PERHAPS IF YOU USED YOUR MANNERS.

...PLEASE?

...I suppose that is good enough.

*turns you back into a sparkling human*

Close enough.