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[onthechain.livejournal.com]

Lighter? Anybody? Matches?

COLONEL?!

HELP ME! I'M BEGGING YOU!

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[alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com]

I'm another one.

In a sense...you haven't been in this world long, have you?

I'm also a bit older than her, I'm afraid.

[onthechain.livejournal.com]

Oh. And no, I haven't. Apparently... I thought it was MY world, but uh... guess I was wrong.

Well, you don't look it...?

[alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com]

This isn't my world, either. Though I'm thankful for that. It means I can watch my back a lot less and breathe easier...

...

Out of curiosity, how old do you think I am?

[onthechain.livejournal.com]

With all the weird shit I've seen today... Hell. You're probably 300 something.

*shakes his head*

[alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com]

353, actually.

...Technically, anyway. My situation's a little complicated.

[onthechain.livejournal.com]

*mouths "353"*

*pales*

Yeah... Complicated...

[alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com]

A bit.

i'm sure you wouldn't want to hear all the details, though. The last time I did, well..

[onthechain.livejournal.com]

You know, somehow I feel I'm better off not knowing.

*loosens collar, pulls out another cigarette*

[alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I'd rather not know these things, myself.

....

You shouldn't do that. It's bad for you and you could die of lung cancer.

And if anyone knows anything about death, it would be me.

[onthechain.livejournal.com]

O.O

Well, I figure I'll go whenever I'm supposed to. *lights it*