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[onthechain.livejournal.com]

Lighter? Anybody? Matches?

COLONEL?!

HELP ME! I'M BEGGING YOU!

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[chibinoa.livejournal.com]

*Noa backs away scared. Why's the man screaming? He doesn't have to scream! And even when he's not opening his mouth he's screaming! He's scary!*

[onthechain.livejournal.com]

*backs away, scared of children*

Little girl! Heeeeyyyy... Mommy or Daddy around? They gotta lighter or something?

*tries not to look scary*

[chibinoa.livejournal.com]

....Um...

Mommy and Daddy aren't around and um......

Um......

Um..........................

I'm scared...

[onthechain.livejournal.com]

I'M SORRY! DON'T CRY!

Uh, I uh... uh... *panics*

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

...Havoc?

[onthechain.livejournal.com]

Uh... Who's asking?

[un-locket.livejournal.com]

Leo.

...you're a different Havoc, huh?

[slytherinfuhrer.livejournal.com]

Jean?

What the...

What are you doing?

[onthechain.livejournal.com]

THANKGOD!

I don't know what the hell's going on, but all I know is I need a goddamn smoke! Gimme a light, will ya?

[slytherinfuhrer.livejournal.com]

*sweat drops*

*draws his wand and waves a spell to set the tip on magical fire*

[gotothestars.livejournal.com]

*Girl!Alfons stares at Havoc with a relieved smile, and then pushes her long hair back.*

Mister Havoc?!

[onthechain.livejournal.com]

*gapes*

*collects himself*

Why hello there, miss. I don't believe we've met.

*gives her THAT sort of smile*

[gotothestars.livejournal.com]

.............

*Alfons sighs mentally, wanting to shake her head, but smiles at him instead.*

I don't believe we have, either. I'm Alfons Heiderich.

[paintedelric.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you find a place I can get a pack of smokes around here le'me know okay?

[onthechain.livejournal.com]

Aren't you kinda young to me smoking there, chief?

[paintedelric.livejournal.com]

Eh, technically. But what Mom and Dad don't know won't kill me.

[alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com]

........Mister Havoc?

[onthechain.livejournal.com]

... Uh, yeah?

[alfonsrepeats.livejournal.com]

......Pourquoi n'êtes-vous pas dans une robe ?

[ihazguns.livejournal.com]

Havoc...I really shouldn't encourage this, but here's a lighter for future use.

*Pulls lighter out of her coat pocket, and holds it out to him*

At this point in time, I think women with big breasts are more of an issue than cigarettes.

[onthechain.livejournal.com]

I always knew I loved you, Lieutenant... *gushes*

Who?! What? Where?

*mumbles* That Alfons girl sorta ditched me, anyway...

[ihazguns.livejournal.com]

*shakes head and sighs*

I think she's already involved in a relationship, but that's just what I've heard around here.

I'm not the Hawkeye from your time/place.

[edward-niisan.livejournal.com]

...
Havoc.
Are you well? *sweat drops*

[onthechain.livejournal.com]

Not as well as I'd like to be.

Wait. Don't tell me. You with Colonel Preggers?

*slumps*

[edward-niisan.livejournal.com]

...Colonel what? *stares*

You don't know me? *observes him more closely*